Dadcore

is your dad henry rollins?

I had to google "bubba keg" and instantly cringed. He doesn't go around in public with that does he?

white fruit of the loom t-shirt tucked in

t-shirt has to look like underwear t-shirts

grass stains on the jeans, esp knees to look like yard work

fat stubby fingers and hands that show hard labor and building tons of shit

lots of scars

flip-phone

at least 25 keys on keychain with pocketknife

wedding ring

Yep. One of the better looking dudes in my small town. There's also a college here, and that makes for very easy distinctions between locals and students.

relax fit jeans

quiksilver t-shirt

black suede classic puma sneakers

g-star raw sunglasses

knee socks with sandles or crocs

trucker hat from company that you actually work for (not ironic)

Based on usage, all of those count as dadcore. Basically the only things that don't count are Rick, Hedi, and whatever new meme Veeky Forums is riding.

The dadcore one is the only good one

this is what happens when a poor sperg from Veeky Forums looks at a 90s inspo thread full of actual good looking, non spergs with actual social awareness and tries to dress like them with shitty walmart clothes

swim shorts & muscle tees all year round

my dad's really into these shirts nelson mandela used to wear, he gets it from the same designer mandela went to or something, I'll try to find a pic. It's kinda tiki like. my dad's cool.

damn your dad IS cool

lol

golf shorts
golf shirt
blue new balance gym shoes
titleist hat

My dad is an x-con with a bum leg so
>gold chain
>oversized white T
>oversized unbuttoned long sleeve button down
>baggy blue or black Levi's
> white sneakers

Whoops, forgot two things
>leg brace
>cane

checkered button down collar shirt
regular fit jeans
black ecco shoes
steel frame glasses
male pattern baldness

>tucking in tshirt
This completes the look

>wut if i have no dad?

your dad wears skinny jeans?

storkcore

>makes for very easy distinctions between locals and students
Frat fag here, I live in a big college town (obviously) and all greeks have one of those for date functions

Very odd to think of a real adult using one of those

So a worker jumpsuit all day every day?

I am scum-wave masterrace i live in the 3rd world too.

>white t
>wranglers
>cowboy boots
>cowboy hat or camo hat
>Mexican mustache

That actually sounds pretty rad

I think your dad may be gay, user.

fucking lel'd

spooky did it better

When not working.

last time I saw him

>black beanie
>white henley
>some oversized black knit cardigan
>grey slimfit nudies
>cherry red docs

my dad thinks he's still 19. he pulls it off tho, gotta say

perfect

skinny jeans with tuck, what a poser.
I tuck with straight fit jeans and I'm loving it. I temporarily went back to skinny jeans but I can't handle the constriction now, my balls need to be free

w2c jeans?

Got it pretty much down pat here i think

I cant wait until im 40 so i can wear this stuff unironically desu

>slipknot tour t shirt with sleeves cut off
>red bandana around his head (if working)
>camo cargo shorts
>combat boots

I wish I was memeing

quality dad, user

the gayest dad on the block

your dad sounds fucking gay

I like this thread

I want to be this

white kirkland brand t-shirt
Gray fruit of the loom Walmart shorts
fat and bald
Angry expression
Black square rimmed glasses
Dark blue crocs