GIVE ME SOME FASHION ADVICE THAT WOULD MAKE GIRLS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

GIVE ME SOME FASHION ADVICE THAT WOULD MAKE GIRLS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

I'M DESPERATE I'M 29 NOW AND STILL ALONE AND SINGLE LIVING IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE.

trust me. dressing won't help you getting laid.

>cargo shorts
>tank top
>sandals
>move to Thailand
done

Don't go to Thailand for it

Where do you live? I'll wingman you if you're in
L O N D O N

Apart from that, create an alter-ego that doesn't spend all day wallowing

Chances are pretty good there's issues beyond what you're wearing OP. And dressing well won't help them. Find and fix them first, like getting your own place, even if it's a studio in a not-great but not even-the-cops-don't-come-here tier bad place.

>LIVING IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE
can't you ask your parents for sex?

Yeah basically this.

Even if you're the lowest scum of the earth you can still at least have your own place by age 29. Something is wrong with you

I'm in the same boat OP except Im not as desperate. I just dont give a fuck about anything anymore except [spoiler] sick fits[/spoiler]

do an incall at an escort or agency senpai

honestly a lot of being attractive as a guy has little to do with your clothes and a lot more to do with having a good body. like you can dress as hot as you want but if you're a skinny fat chublord no one's gonna be interested.

do you want a breakdown of what exercises you should do

>do you want a breakdown of what exercises you should do


Not OP, but yeah.

No one is going to want to have sex with your autism

running and swimming

Literally just jog and do jumprope 40 mins a day and like 100 burpies or as many as you can do

Don't listen to those other faggots, exercise is important but ultimately your diet will decide whether or not you succeed. Go to Veeky Forums and read the sticky

$100 bills hanging out your fly

I just wanna make enough money in life to occasionally go on trips to thailand and have free sex. I've given up on women actually wanting to have sex with me

But apartments in la are expensive

That's true, what is the standard advice if you have a massive head? I just started going to the gym and my posture and diet are getting better with visits to the physio and hard work, but how do you account for a big upper head and a small lower head? Do I just lift until my upper body is proportional to my head? Am I fucked?

forgot pic

lmao

Yeah I know, I look like a fucking drag queen that's why I'm here.

hi

Get a buzzcut since your head shape is fine, grow some facial hair to compensate for your jawline and workout.
You'll become above average in a couple of months

Probably true, but I can't grow jack shit at the moment, maybe if I don't shave for 3 months I'll have something more than fuzz to hide the weak chin.

Who says you need to stay in LA? Are you employed? Going to school?

not him, but how do I move without a job?

I'm stuck living with mom and dad in socal.

Why don't you have a nice job at your Uncle's accounting firm, Chaim?

Not him, but
>find a job
>save up money
>buy/rent a place in cheaper state
>find a job in new state

Get
the
fuck
out
of
mum's
house.

Having your own fuck bunker makes getting your end away approximately seven-thousand times easier.

wear a bolo tie

dude
you gotta eat ass. its the only way

to get sex, get that stuff out of your eyes!

Next time just rub lemon juice on your face.