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I recently won $1 million from the Mega Millions lottery.
Wat do?
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Jace Smith
Matthew Garcia
buy bitcoin.
more seriously: if you don't invest this money it'll be gone before you know it. This million could be your ticket to never being a wage slave again. You can either invest it in shit like Walmart and Coca-Cola and big pharma and reap the dividends for the rest of your life, or you can get into real estate, renting or flipping properties.
Jayden Ramirez
Pay taxes /thread
Luis Scott
This guy knows what he's talking about.
reddit.com
If you're not trolling.. godspeed. Hope you don't fall to your demons.
Jackson Moore
1. Pay taxes
2. Pay any outstanding debt
3. Pay for education and/or job training if you don't have either.
4. Buy modest house if you don't have a house.
5. Buy modest car if you don't have a car.
6. Give each of your parents $20k since you aren't a piece of shit and appreciate them raising you.
7. Put 20% of remaining amount in liquid checking/savings account so you'll have a cushion just in case you need it.
8. Put the rest into investments returning between 5-10% annually.
9. Continue living life as you were before you won the lottery.
You're welcome.
Aaron Robinson
Good plan, but only for the few states that allow you to stay anonymous. Fucking lottery commissions sell you out everywhere else.
Oliver Johnson
pay taxes on it
pay off your credit cards
pay off your mortgage
pay off your car
your money is gone, now nobody can bug you for it.
Isaiah Jones
Buy me a gun and I'll kill myself on live stream. That or helium. I'm tired of pretending it gets better... We strive for so much, all of this money and power just to die. We all die in the end so why live at all if it means slaving away for years with no true return. I'm not being edgy, OP... I just want to know peace.
Andrew Ward
>Wat do?
Give it to me so I can manage it better and maybe help humanity.
Jackson Smith
thats why you make a trust and get a lawyer to cash it in for you