Backpacks are autistic what's the alternative

Backpacks are autistic what's the alternative

a messenger bag?

I'm fairly certain you're autistic if you think this. Just get cargo pants and fill the pockets with all your stupid shit.

just use double sided tape to keep your ID and credit/debit card together and stick them between your ass crack BOOM no need for anything else

yea just pick 4 people with DISGUSTING fits and say the backpack is the issue haha

Please don't

Lol what next, 'shoes and socks are for cucks, what should I put on my feet Veeky Forums?'

If you don't want a backpack get a leather briefcase you fucking autist

Have your Negro manservant carry your belongings for you.

over the shoulder bag, choose a non-fem brand, or an expensive one to flex.

a clean messenger bag is still your best option
if you are too poor or young for a proper leather briefcase

Your only other options are messengers or briefcases; which can be even more out of place looking than a backpack.

this

What are you fucking stupid? Backpacks are handy af and you can put patches and pins on it.

Fanny pack.
Duh.

how has no one in this thread heard of a tote?

>stop being poor
>buy rick
>free tote

these unironically worn by non-bikers and dads. from the early 00s, sling backpacks were ahead of their time my man.

try finding/thrifting a decent nike or adidas one instead of the shit ones you only see aliexpress selling when you google.

pic?

I've been doing this but I feel strange holding it. Dufflebags in my mind are associated with bank robberies and bombs.

How the fuck are they autistic?
They're the most convenient and comfortable way to carry shit around.
Are you one of those people that thinks anything mainstream and popular is autistic just to try and be alternative and different?
Because you're an absolute waste of oxygen if that's the case.

learn to last a day without carrying around your nintendo switch and a bunch of useless shit, then you wont need a backpack unless youre travelling

I always feel like a drug smuggler when I carry my weekender lol

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Get a sling bag if you can carry just a few things.

>non-autistic alternatives
>camouflage print bag
uh.

Part of me has always wanted a bag but honestly the only things I'd carry that don't fit in my pants are a water bottle, umbrella if it might rain, and maybe a book.

I'm fucking amazed at how many Chrome sling backpacks I see here in Chicago.
I swear, there's at least one dude everywhere I look downtown with a Chome messenger or sling bag that isn't even a courier.

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a car

>found the highschooler

I'm not a courier, I bought mine for my motorcycle but I don't ride anymore and still wear it, it's comfy, looks decent, can fit a ton of things, can be used as a cooler, and extremely durable

bike messengers don't even use chrome bags anymore except for the barrage pro. chrome isn't a bike messenger company anymore, it's more of a "lifestyle" company

The men's tote (purse) are a thing.

>Dufflebags in my mind are associated with bank robberies and bombs.

And this is a bad thing why?