Why do you wear cargo shorts?

Why do you wear cargo shorts?

businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2016-3

Cause fuck ton of pockets

they go great with my Trench coat

They're comfy and I like big pockets. Bullshit article

I genuinely agree that cargo shorts have almost no place in life.

So I can fit my passport, a sandwich and all my fidget spinners in the pockets.

I'd certainly hope no one wearing them posts here

Please dont wear these

Because they look significantly more masculine than the twink shorts on the right.

Because I go fishing and need a fuckload of pockets.

Because I can wear what the fuck I want

unbelievable

They're comfy and pockets. Also they're easy to wear.

I shiggy diggy doo that someone actually wears these

cargo shorts are the nickelback of clothing

An actually good band that everyone says sucks because of memes?

>wears cargo shorts
>likes nickelback

i hope you know that those on the right arent cargo shorts and that is there only for comparison otherwise you are helpless

Anyone that needed you to point that out to them is underaged and shouldn't be here anyway.

This. Hating on Nickleback is just for easy banter.

slimmer is better? lol

they look like they fit pretty similarly, it's the autism pockets to hold all your backup spaghetti that are the problem

The example on the left is an outdated style. I would honestly rather have cargo shorts than that wear those basic bitch shorts.

Huh But the cargos look better and more interesting