ITT: Random Skills

Here we post random skills that other people in our lives may or may not know we have and that we may or may not be able to turn into money.

Post your random skills and others reply if and how those skills can become money.

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I'm good at using MATLAB

Night hearing

Apparently I have great handwriting. People comment on it all the time. I have no idea what to do with it other than wedding invites but, in my local area, thousands of housewives with facebook pages do it and I don't want to put in the effort required to compete in that space.

What is night hearing?

I have the power to hear things at night

B8ed

I'm an investor demigod

k.

I can juggle and make balloon animals. Obv I could be a clown but fuck that

>I can juggle and make balloon animals. Obv I could be a clown but fuck that

Right. I should have added, "and have an interest in seeing if there were a way to monetize the random skill." I didn't think I'd have to, but I should have.

Spanish speaking

I can literally make a ton of cash with my night hearing

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I'm well-versed in poker theory despite having never been to a casino. I have used this to clean out my friends on more than one occasion.

I also know how to bake cakes and brew beer from scratch.

I could probably open some kind of niche bar?

I'm decent at photography. Starting a new job soon so will probably save up on some decent gear and maybe shoot some architecture gigs on the weekend

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70 wpm typing speef

I can speak, read and write chinese fluently and with NO accent despite being white.

Kitesurfing

I'm not sure if I could compete with people currently selling lessons. Mostly 25+ y/o eastern europeans who are satisfied with kitesurfing as their entire lifestyle.

I'm a bee-keeper.

Useless trivia. Quite good to get a conversation going desu.

come back when you've taken down both a live and internet poker tornie with a large buy in

used to teach guitar lessons to rich kids for $60/hour when i was in college.

L-Learning...

My driving is good enough to let me become a professional getaway driver.

Persistence

A big dick

The only skill I've ever really developed was patience. I think it's done more harm than good desu.

you mean you are A FUCKING WHITE MALE?

I know how to buy cryptos.

I excel at being a failure.

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Dont let your memes be memes