You wake up in Manhattan in 1933. What do you do?

>Go to Germany, kill Hitler take his place and actually win the war.

Like it should be

Masturbate.

this, walk around take in the sights. Go to clubs, drink and listen to music. Drive different cars and go to airshows.

>invest in general motors
>???
>become rich
>buy studio
>play jimi hendrix songs as my own
>fuq boi bussi
>die at 37
>keep a locked chest that will be opened 50 years after my death
>a letter
>"yet fuel cant melt steal beams"

Invest in stocks/property.

become involved in organised crime, join the family and work my way up the ranks

fag

Kill myself as I must surely be in an inception dream.

encourage the killing of negro folk

Try to not get lynched I guess.

>try to buy something
>my cash is considered counterfeit
>store owner calls cops
>go to jail

Cry because I missed out on being able to join the black and tans by a decade and a bit

Kill FDR and Stalin.

Use future knowledge to recover gold from ship wrecks. Invest.

Join the army and get ready to kill krauts.

Hey retards, Manhattan is actually a lot safer now than it was in 1933.

Manhattan 80 years ago was a shithole full of gangs, now it's a gentrified billionaire reservation.

But didn't you know evetything used to be better before feminism and minorities and rock music?

Assassinate all Modernist architects

1933 World Series winner New York Giants
1933 NFL Championship Game winner Chicago Bears
1933 Kentucky Derby winner Brokers Tip

now get rich timetraveller

Get rich off of this guy:

Then buy as much land as humanly possible while knocking up 2 or 3 broads and running for public office
>and that is how an American Dynasty is made

Move to Bearling, and become a German citizen, then join the NSDAP.

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Try to nab a degree in either aeruonautical engineering or physics and then sign up as a military engineer for the u.s.

Go all in on the dow jones industrial average

In 1960 if im not at the tip top, retire and flip securities while storing money in the s&p500 instead of hard assets.

Tell my child to go all in on firms selling sub prime mortgages until 2006, then sell the fuck out

Although going back in time with memory retained is a bigger deal than ww2 happening so id donate myself to science.

Go to Germany and tell Hitler to make sure the Enigma Machine can encode letters as themselves. i.e. a 'g' can be encoded as a 'g'. This very change will make the enigma code virtually unbreakable.

This and numerous pointers on the war effort in general.

feel like I'm actually in america

Not great, but you could at least be mostly undisturbed in Harlem, except for the occasional police riot.

>New York
>1933
More like you're actually in Palermo/Hong Kong/Poland

as long as modern conventions like safe spaces, mansplaining, and so forth are more than 80 years away from me I will be happy

>i was born in le wrong generation

>>>/youtube/

oh, I'm quite comfortably in my generation, only it's the generation around me that's turned to rubbish

buy a spring field 1903, Find a book depository and shoot FDR

Rat out germany ( i am german myself) giving the allies all the essential shit they need to know when the time is ripe. Get rich of Sport bets and after that invest my money. After the war return to germany,give them ebin Hightech knock up bitches and establish a great family with my riches..

Convince the world to turn against the Soviets