Not owning ETH

what's this haircut called?

his face and hair are moving in opposite directions it looks photoshopped and is fucking with my stoned ass

The Two Layered Ikea Bowl
You get a deep and a shallow Ikea Bowl.
First put the Deep on on your head and cut around it.
Take the bowl off.
Then put the shallow one on and cut the fringe and a layer around the head according to it.
Take off bowl off.

Congratulations, now you're ready to make a cryptocoin too.

Rofl 9/10 would kek again

Insulting people and making them feel small in order to get them to buy is just one of the predatory tactics used in particular by etherm shills. This is why I consider etherm shills to be of the lowest tier of shill, on a level with nigerian 419ers. Beware. Do what believe what scammers tell you. They are not looking out for you, they are looking out for themselves.

I heard the exact same thing back in January :)

Sure thing bud, Ethereum is all just a joke.

Strangely people were shilling when it was at .50, now it's around 13~14.
But yeah, there's nothing in it. Nothing to gain. All just worthless shilling.

Ethereums going back to the moon gentlemen

I BOUGHT 50 OF THEM!!
At how much should I sell?

Never, bruv.
You're in to SPEND them, once there are things to spend them on