Why are undercuts so fucking cancerous? and what's the sudden obsession with them since 2015?

Why are undercuts so fucking cancerous? and what's the sudden obsession with them since 2015?

why do they spread like a disease? 99 percent of males have them

why won't this crappy fad just go away?

I think they're pretty neat but I'm non-ironically a totalitarian conservative.

>I'm non-ironically a totalitarian conservative

grow up.

>nazi like faggot haircuts
checks out

>salty baldlet
Short on the sides and longer on the top has been the default haircut of everybody ever for years. The undercut is just a natural extension because its really short on the sides, but it isn't about to go away.

>taking /pol/ seriously

Get fucked, Pinko.
>t. Mexican

"Fucboi" haircut

Fades have been popular for a while, it's just that it's mostly been a military thing because of regs. Seems like celebs ended up picking up on this shit because it can be a good haircut if done properly.

What do you believe in? Free gibz and sheeeiit?

That's not an undercut. Thats just a normal haircut.

>>t. Mexican
actually scottish but whatever, you're probably an american so you deserve the title mexican more than anybody else desu.

Because it works on 95% of the male population.

Lol the ironic thing is that my last name is Mclean; I bet you voted Leave and you have a lemming-like hatred of Thatcher against all reason.

it's pretty fucking richard spencer tier

>cancer
>sudden obsession
this website is for users 18 years of age and older

t. fuckboy haircut

What's the haircut called were it's like the undercut pic related, but there is a layer of hair between the top and bottom part where it transitions in hair length.

plop of shit on a globe

t. retard who thinks fuckboy is still an insult

>Unironically likes being called a fuckboy

>why are guys getting a style of haircut that objectively looks best on them

Why is this board so cancerous

Show us your manly haircur please.

>reading comprehension

the normal ass haircut that actually looks optimal on most people, like pic related

I like undercuts, dont judge me

Either a classic Hitler youth undercut or a superman esque side part

>2015

they're like 5 years old dude. welcome to the show. they're called 'hitler youth's

undercuts are like skinny jeans where they over stay their welcome and people will whine and predict the end for yeeeears before it actually starts to happen

I love the Hitler youth hairstyle but I'm an actual white nationalist.

>2015

my man they've been a thing since the Hitler Youth in the 1930s....

They got a huge resurgence 2005-2010 because of soccer players.

what if my hair actually looks like shit when its that length? buzzed completely and slightly long are the only options that look good, which is why i like the buzzed sides/longer top look.

and dont say just buzz everything because ive done that for 20 years and im sick of it

you're retarded for caring that much about something arbitrary when you're going to be dead in 70 years

what other haircuts do you suggest then?
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot they look good on most guys that why 99 percent of males have them

>and what's the sudden obsession with them since 2015?
Fury movie and Vikings TV show, as far as I can make out. We've done everything else, why not this stupidity ?

butthurt bladfag detected lmao

undercuts of varying degrees will never go away, but the recent extreme prevalence of them can be credited to faggy Gentleman culture/mens style youtubers/GQ + nazi fetishism

personally the only cool male hairstyles are buzzcuts and shaggy/long hair

Why do you care so much about what he cares about you hypocrite?

Maybe there is hope for me. No one mentioned the OPs weak chin yet. I think Im on another level of selfconcious since its the first thing I see now

>why care about things if you're gonna die
le nihilism dude xD

why do you hate good haircuts?

>what's the obsession
fascism is back

"good"

Undercuts make balding dudes or dudes with shitty hairlines look a lot better than they would with something like

what a fucking alien

>not understanding /pol/ is serious

This is actually somewhat true. I worked with a few people that had undercuts and they both had thin as fuck hair and a poor hairline. I've also had random barbers tell me something along those lines, like if you have a full head of hair, you just don't want an undercut.

how is this true? the opposite is the case

The undercut draws attention away from the thinning out hair on the top of your head and some of the sad shape of the receding hairline is masked by the short sides. Don't tell me that this guy would look better without the undercut.
inb4 buzz

It would look better as a normal ass haircut. No need to buzz the sides to oblivion. Just do a fucking part

>being a freshman in high school

FUCKING REDDITERS WHO THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD ON MOST GUYS. IT LOOKS GOOD TO YOU BC YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE. YOU ARE STUPID. THIS LOOK IS DIGUSTING AND PLAYED OUT.
T. BEEN HERE SINCE 2010

No it looks like shit. You are either poor or 14 years old. Either way leave

dude, you're like 14. you grow out of it

But undercuts are neat! Especially if you are curly hair master race.

>projecting this hard

Chill out bud. It's just a fuckin' haircut. I'm sure you've been samefagging up a storm in this thread, and for what reason? Did a dude with an undercut rape you or something?

If he got raped by a dude with an undercut he'd probably end up liking them
Some undercutbro probably nailed the girl he liked or something

I used to come here for inspo, but now its ruined by people like you. HY is for immigrants and lower class now in 2017. Maybe it's still cool if you live in nebraska

It's okay bro there's other fish in the sea

>totalitarian conservative
>not being national socialist
Neck yrself senpai

Consensus : undercut looks good if you're good looking.

Then again, any haircut looks good if you're good looking.

you probably voted SNP

It's super easy to maintain yourself, and it's a perfect DYI haircut. Also, with an undercut where your long hair is really long and your side and back hair is about 1cm, you can turn the hairstyle into multiple ones. You can have curtains, a pomadour, a quiff, slickback, ponytail/manbun or Justin Bieber-like (hair laying sideways over forehead). I really love my sidecut, and trimming it every week or two is really fun.

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Cant pull anything else off with that face...

>against all reason.

hurr durr let me tell you about your country even though all my information about the world is drawn from /pol/

That would make his receded hairline stand out more. In that picture it's hardly noticeable if you don't look, it would be if he had a "normal ass haircut"

Socialism doesn't work, faggot.

It's not receding, it's a normal-ass hairline for an adult man to have. It doesn't require any special maintenance to look any better

How do I look? I got no girlfriend and also I'm a satanic Young Men

like you're 14

Daaayuuuum got younger, thanks lol

I hope you're seeing a therapist to deal with that superiority complex of yours, because nothing else explains why you're wasting your time posting this type of bullshit.

What is really REALLY fucking cancerous is the fucking 3-days beard EVERYBODY has

this is horrible

Sure. If i think totalitarianism is bad, I must believe in a full on communist welfare state.

honestly I never see it where I live. Practically all guys are either balding, wearing hats, or have just a supremely generic haircut

because they look good and help normie guys more attractive.

When the top is way longer than the sides it looks ridiculous IMHO, but if the top is a bit longer than the sides then it looks good.

How it's is call his haircut tho

>ib4 just a regular haircut

It used to be alright, but now the only thing it really puts out there is "I'm unoriginal and a huge douche/neonazi kek/all of the above."

i think you're projecting too much, user.

This is how you sport and undercut; not the gay volumized bullshit.

I am glad that undercuts are back in style. No one will find out that I am a fashy goy.

Like this?

Name of the haircut?

how he do get he shoulder like that's?

this

You're definitely the retard of that exchange bud

Subtle bowl cut is the superior right wing haircut

stop lifting

you must be 18 to use this board

Autism: The Post.

who called the pinhead

>caring about the wellbeing of the future earth is illogical

Google "German economic miracle"

it's literally just a regular haircut, shorter on the sides longer on top
it's what i have, pretty boring but it doesn't look bad

its the mullet of our generation

Holy shit

That was capitalism, ask hjalmar schacht, fuckboy.

Why is this a thread? I've been seeing undercuts and side-parts as the two most common haircuts my entire life. They're not cancerous, they're normal.

In fact, why is it that everything that the Veeky Forums zeitgeist pushes collectively weird shit? It's like a circlejerk of tryhard faggots.

yeah dude politics are arbitrary
you should care about stuff that'll really matter after your death
like fashion
and your height

haha