What would Jesus do?

What would Jesus do?

move the trolley with his wizard powers off the track

Lie on the track himself to stop all of them.

Turn one trolley to two like with fish and bread.

No matter what he did, he would probably be arrested and sent to an institution.

Quick double switch

Put himself on the rails and get run over by the truck to save the rest

Die for the sins of the world and raise up from the dead on the third day.

Anyone have the dick caught in track version?

Somehow get the group of five, the one guy and himself all run over simultaneously without being on the same track.

Forgive the people on the track, give them bread and wine, and then forgive the people who put the people on the track, and then give them bread and wine.

That might sound heroic, but jesus would just come back the following sunday

That would kill both right and left sides

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Only a psychopath would think this way

Throw stones and shit.

Nothing, he's the devil.

so jesus then

which is even more heroic.
>Beowulf

do or do not

there is no try

>OP
that trolley seens really smal, jesus would just bash into it taking it down

Fill the trolley with demons and send it hurtling into the sea.

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kill the 5, 5 people suffering together is better than 1 suffering alone

Man I love memes

No matter what He did Jesus is exempt from morality.

He can just suspend the moral and be good no matter what He decides.

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