BEAR MODE

the problem with this question is that it's hard to give a satisfying answer.
when you are that big, you have a role as a someone who has a connection with fitness or bodyguard services.
at that point you wouldn't have to dress effay period since your charm is your size.

but since you're pressing the question, the most probably way to dress nice with this body type is a polo shirt and shorts/pants

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Starve until I lose all my muscle mass

Op here
Very good answer

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These body are ultimately unhealthy because of the sheer amount of products you need to consume (i don't necessarily mean steroids, mostly food and supplements of any kind) to obtain such a mass.

There's a reason why people living to 110 years old in pristine conditions (no hearth problems, obesity, diabetes, Alzheimer, deceases or inflammations of any kind) are usually thin as sticks. Read stuff about Okinawans or secluded Italians if you're interested.

Caloric restriction (read not anorexia, just making sure you don't consume too much) is directly linked with an augmentation of life expectancy. Same thing with diminution of meat consumption and other animals products (which are somewhat mandatory if you lift weights).

Obviously the said people were also very active (rural areas, farming etc) but still, my point still stand : all these muscular bodies are a projection of a typical male fantasy, and a "standard" imposed by society and movies. Fact is that they absolutely stand no interest on a health standpoint.

tl;dr : get fucked and go back to your containment board, thanks.

This. Also, you don't need to eat like a pig in order to excercise. Eat little and train hard to get a really beautiful body

dress like a big guy

>a "standard" imposed by society and movies

I love when brainlets who are dumb to think beyond one level of cause-and-effect make this observation. Just where exactly do you think the society and moviemakers got the idea that big muscles were masculine? hmmm... really gets your little walnut crackin don't it?

>There's a reason why people living to 110 years old [...] are usually thin as sticks.

hahahah, you fucking retard.

full rick

>bear mode
>not the slightest hint of bodyhair
ew

I go full Hydecore

I didnt ask for fitness advice you fucking retatd and your opinion is worth shit because i dont want to live a shitty stickman life for 150 years.
Id rather die by 50 and live the life of a man. Being able to stand up for my self physicly and fight threats is much more important to me

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU FUCKING RETARDS THINK OF BEAR MODE MEN. MY QUESTION IS HOW WOULD YOU DRESS THEM UP?

Why does every twinkie 16 year old faggot thinks its the perfect time to chime in on the masculinity crisis? Have fun with your small body i dont give a shit. Can we talk about fashion FOR ONCE?

damn american gq looks trashy. sorry

fuck off to Veeky Forums then retard
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Nigga are you fucking high this is Veeky Forums

Absolutly disgusting

retard

hawaiian shirts
shorts
military surplus also looks good on anyone who isn't a faggot

Ever heard of satire?

I'd go full bodyguard mode

are you blind

>fight threats
lmao you fucking insecure fucks live some sort of fantasy life where you are still in africa's savannahs like a cave man

Sorry i dont live in safe rich america
Thats no fantasy fuckface

pure cringe

Enjoy dying of heart disease in early middle age

Jesus Christ.

Okay nigger, serious answer here. Nothing. Nothing will look good on you. Clothes aren't made for meatheads like that. There isn't an exception. Just dress dadcore with some huge t-shirt and huge jeans. It will all look like shit. But the focus won't be on your clothes.

>Id rather die by 50 and live the life of a man.
I'm so sorry your father enforced toxic masculinity onto you.

Prove the contrary based on evidences and scientific studies. Protip you can't. Most very old people in pristine conditions (no alzheimer or anything else) were in caloric restriction one way or another : read no bodybuilders or anything along those lines. Get fucked.

>this whole """post"""

This is why Veeky Forums is shit. Hot damn, imagine these thoughts being legitimately proceeded by the mind of someone and you will understand why we need to create a virus to sterilize people.

>Id rather die by 50 and live the life of a man.

You know, i keep reading this shit in these cringe post and i still keep understand this "argument".

Do you think that you will suddenly die in your sleep ? Do you think your life will simply "stop" at 50-60, whatever ? No. You will mostly likely get a chronic disease, which will slowly make your life a living hell and hook your up on jewpills for the rest of your life to somewhat make your mess of a life bearable thanks to your shitty life "g-gotta be the man !" choices, or worse you will straight up develop cancer and in this case your agony can last years.

It's not about WHEN, it's about HOW and in WHICH CONDITIONS you dumb motherfucker. Damn you teenagers are obnoxious.

bear mode has nothing to do with your deviant fetish

You can't

You'll just look fat when you wear actual clothes

I'll probably rewatch the 70 to early 90s scifi and horror movies and pick some buff protagonist's style.

Either that or something tailored and loose. Not like XXXL fatass loose, but something that conceals my power level to a degree while also conveying that I'm buff, not fat.

Basically the idea at this point is to move as much as a normal person as you can, or you will come off as a tryhard.

Which is why I won't be wearing say a kimono if I am huge like that, unless I have an army of stylists to make me look like a promotion of Kanye's collection.

>Having a muscular body is bad because I think they are and I have many buzzwords. You should all be very thin and eat less meats. You can trust me on this one goyim.

He's a kike, pal. Always ignore kikes, they try to turn people into worthless subhumans like themselves in any way they can (like by discouraging masculinity).

This thread is about men with a lot of muscle mass and what they should wear you faggot. Degenerates raus.

Biker jacket, well-fitting black jeans, black/white-tees, heavy boots.

Fukken done.

Simple t-shirts would look good (no v-necks) for many situations if you have this amount of mass.

Simple is best.

>Justifying your twig body with anecdotal evidence
I'll give you a (you) for trying.

i cared to reply because i think your guys should know this is the only valid answer

>Stallone is only 5'10
Does being fit make you look taller?

have you?

Typical Veeky Forums, when someone asks a legitimately interesting question you retards either ignore it or derail it. I hate all you stupid fucking retards so much I'm fucking done with you. I honestly don't know if the newfags or oldfags are worse here. You all dress like shit, you're all ugly, you're all fucking stupid, and none of you will ever be happy with yourselves. FUCK YOU

everything oversized slouchy streetwear.

sweats
lots of layers
oversized hoodies
slim tapered jeans
loose dc shorts above the knee
bulky sneakers

>toxic masculinity
This board is a joke.

gb2

>fat american pig core

Lose weight until I can fit into decent clothes.
It's like watching the baseball episode of Southpark where Randy goes to fight other drunk dads
You literally can't look good and will have a limited wardrobe because the bulges in your body break up lines and cause extreme tapering which just looks comical.

>the bulges in your body

Those are called muscles, user...

wear an oversized black t-shirt shirt with holes in it so everyone can see my muscles, a bomber jacket
and some skinny jeans
and try to lose some muscle mass because that's a bit ridiculous and makes me look like a beta compensator but i'd have fun eating tons of calories while i still could and fucking twinks on grindr

definition>mass

>disagreeing with a ridiculous notion like toxic masculinity makes me /pol/

lmao I assume this is when I call you a "cuck" and "beta", right? Because I'm /pol/? xD

Come on son.

you don't, you will NEVER be Veeky Forums

congrats on your gains though, whatever makes you happy

is this level of Veeky Forums a good balance?
mensjournal.com/health-fitness/exercise/inside-jake-gyllenhaals-boxing-workout-and-diet-for-southpaw-20150731

He'd look like a normal buff guy in clothes, maybe a size L or XL if he's a nonmanlet

yea probably something similar to pic related.
Kind of imposing but kinda Veeky Forums at the same time

>>imposing
I'm on the Veeky Forums can never be effay side but pls fampignon.

t. scrawny cuck stuck on 1pl8 bench

On a similar subject.

Shia is skinnyfat.

I never understood how the fuck do you stay so skinnyfat after years and years of dedicated lifting?

shit genetics, not aesthetic

If I were rich, i'd hire a Russian trainer, a nutritionist, also healthy and very smart way of doing steroids.

Actors stand on boxes often and weird perspective tricks to look taller. Also elevated boots/shoes.

Suits. Nice slacks, nice belt, nice shoes, nice button down shirts.

This guy gets it.

Just don't go full retard like Ronnie Coleman, and listen to your goddamn tailor.

>look like a bunch of balloons got stuck under my skin
>can't put my arms down properly
>have to buy 5x more groceries

Genuinely seems awful. I guess it would be fun picking up heavy stuff, but I don't really need to do that very often.

If you toned it down a little then go full rick

big ass carhartt

>fampignon
excuse me?

I want a bear boyfriend

where the fuck is my bear boyfriend

In the woods.

Maybe you could get your hooks into a regular athletic guy and encourage him to roid and then feed him lots.

As I would no longer take steroids i'd just wait to become normal sized.

Id wear nothing but gym shorts and slides

once you escape humanity you escape human needs too, clothing becomes irrelevent

something like this

That guy is certified wacko.

id on boots? soles look like trash

Looks like your generic vietnam era jungle boot.

trying waaaaay to hard with that chain and knife ....

big muscles is only intimidation learn how to fight if you want to protect yourself faggot

Why would I want to live to 110 if I spend my entire life being small weak and ugly

>I was merely pretending

With a body like that, all you need to wear is a speedo.

>How do you make someone with this type of body effay?
literally impossible

unironically full rick

they're probably stick thin because they're a fucking century old you useless twink faggot

von core

me me jack donoghue boy

This is basically the body I'm working towards right now. I got the shoulders decent but my chest lining and waist line could use work.

well he's definitely gaining an inch and change from those shoes

If I were going for appearance, I'd probably go for a pretty form fitting white t-shirt, with a thick, fluffy sweater over that. Along with some khakis and brown dress shoes.