Anyone else going to University of Meme in Ann Arbor? I couldn't get into the Ivy League

Anyone else going to University of Meme in Ann Arbor? I couldn't get into the Ivy League.

Should I be a business major? Where it's easier, the starting salary is lower? Like $80k. But I'll at least get to actually have fun in college.

Or major in Computer Science where I'll be a code monkey but the average salary is $91k starting.

michiganross.umich.edu/programs/bba/careers

career.engin.umich.edu/annualreport/

>le have fun in college meme
Sure. Go ahead and waste thousands of dollars taking joke classes so you can "have fun" and fuck a bunch of sluts.

I fucked up even harder and am stuck attending local unis in metro detroit

Average entry pay from ou/wayne is 32 grand. Whatever, ill scrub dicks for two years extra.

You're going to love being a Spartan!

tfw got denied

80k starting for a business major? What decade are you in? Majoring in business its a turds length better than liberal arts

The link below says so for Investment banking

See having fun is all fun and games until you realized you learned nothing and are up against better candidates competing for similar jobs. Just remember theirs a reason why they are constantly hiring at investment banks.

>2016
>Not going to college.

I hope you enjoy flipping burgers at McDonalds.

Implying that you need college to be successful. The person decides if their successful or not.