What's the right way to wear a short?

What's the right way to wear a short?
Under the knee or below the knee

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over the knee
this looks like shit

thank you, user.
fuck, all my shorts are over my knee.
what can I do to get them over my knee?

also, i don't wanna lost them.

Yes because people want to see mens sexy knee caps. Why don't you buy some sandals and tampons too op.

>t. Gross-legged fagboi
Grills compliment my quads come at me sweetie

>buy some sandals

No, really.

better than fucking ur whole silhouette up with manpris lol

I like the cut-off to be around mid-thigh.

Here in my country if anybody wear short under te knee they call of "fagot".

haha you must live in a shit country

Yes, I live in Argentina.

at the knee

Can I use jeans short or need be like this?

For my money longer shorts look like shorter pants so that's what's faggy to me.

>Shorts ride up to your juicy thighs when you sit

5" master race

I'm afraid of being called bassoon, I've never worn this kind of shorts.

"called fagot"

Fixed.

>Under the knee or below the knee

Don't be a manlet.

Nobody will take you seriously as an adult male of you are wearing shorts for anything other than swimming.

Above the knee. It makes your legs seem longer. Long legs are fa.

On the knee.

If It's borderline a cuff or 2 might work
Otherwise get yourself some proper shorts

>all these people hating on shorts because they look childish
Either you've never lived in a truly hot region or you're just bandwagoning

NO.

>Under the knee or below the knee
means the same thing

>over the knee
ambiguous with on the knee

>mfw people don't know how to wear shorts because of recommendations like this

Middle of the knee is the longest acceptable

I like just above the knee. I don't like the look of half-knee showing, but anything higher and my crotch is basically showing when I sit down

We don't all want to look like school shooters

Yeah, okay buddy. 10.5 & 9" shorts are pretty much in the same boat as any shorts that break below the knee.

7 & 5" should be your only options.

you wear them below your waist. i would imagine it would be very uncomfortable walking with your shorts in your knees

Not wearing them is the right way

>wear 5 inch shorts in HS 3 years ago
>Some dude calls them daisy dukes
>pay him no mind as sad fag wears over the knee
shorts and doesnt saly nearly as many hot bitches as I do.
no lie tho.

>saly
wut is "saly" ???
???

RIGHT AT THE NEEZ

>he doesn't get complimented by girls on his well toned legs when he wears 5 inch inseam shorts
Faggot

Shorts make you look feminine desu senpai

7" are the only correct choice.

Did... Did he pee on himself?