Hi Veeky Forums, how to be a top-tier hipster?

hi Veeky Forums, how to be a top-tier hipster?

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First of all, set up a rickety vintage chair in the centre of a room.
Next, hang a handmade tibetan noose from your fair-trade organic gluten free ceiling fan.
Wrap said noose around your neck and stand on said rickety chair. Kick the chair away and hang for a really hip death with organic feces pooling in your skinny jeans as you fade away into the obsidian fair-trade black.

Live inside a generic furniture shop display?

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emulate captain fantastic lifestyle

be fit and most of all, white with blue eyes

imagine CLEANING that place, dusting all that useless garbage

have rich parents

W2C jacket?

Most important one. The only difference between a shitgagging hipster and a doomed artist-writer is the financial situation.

Be a fashion obsessed cannibal

youtube.com/watch?v=iCXkXyRWyPQ

neither of them were fashion obsessed

Buffalo Bill was obsessed with a body suit and was constantly working on it.

only the cannibal was the fedora fag

Hipsters aren't cool anymore , out of touch

Seattle/portland tier fags

ok this is a pnw nomadic hipster guide

>thick beard
>thrift stores most of time
>buy lots of thick fabric flannels and plain tshirts
>tight af skinny jeans black or navy, khaki chino
>dark brown or black boots, white converse
>birkenstocks with wool socks
>patagonia fleece
>beanie
>volkswagen camper 76
>A frame wooden cabins only
>liberal views only
>white qts only
>canon dslr and a must film camera and fujifilm polaroid
>move to portland asap
>choose a freelance career
>indie music, films and books only
>iceland is your holiday spot
>your favorite states are washington, oregon, montana and alaska

congratulations you're now a pnw hipster

wew lad, nice guide user

>using the word hipster in 2017
are you a child?

topkek

This is mostly true except for white qts only. Lots of mixed race girls up here.

you're right user
i mentioned white qts only because all the pnw hipster photographers shoot/hangout white models all the time

autisticly true