Fuck it

whos mans

You're already a bald guy, though.

>I'm 26

Holy shit man, first of all stop eating like a pig and get Veeky Forums; also shave head asap, you are bald, there is nothing you can do at this point, just accept it.

just do it, go bald, your haircut is ridiculously bad now. It will help you a lot

pain, you mean literally pain or some "I don't want to live anymore" pain. If It's not literal pain just get ripped

I have gout
my toe hurts so bad when I wake up that I cant even move
real pain

Are you Dilbert's boss?

About the gout, definitely continue changing you diet. Exercise once it is better and consider forms of exercise that don;t require using your feet so much.

Fat people will never look as good as fit people wearing the equivalent clothing.

Holding on to you obviously balding hair is not a good look. Even blind people can acknowledge your denial.

Yes.
Yeeees.
Yeeeeeeees.

Add a pointy hat on Sunday for gnomecore Sunday.

Well then you must start going to the gym.

and by any chance can you grow a big beard?

Anytime I grow it out me mum and brothers give me shit

They say its too scraggly

Probably because it does not enhance your appearance. If you lost weight and kept it maintained, it may look okay.

shave your fucking head my God

Geez, you can be so much better.

>Shave your head. The hair is gone - accept it.
>Start exercising daily. Start with running. If you stick with that for a month, consider a gym membership.
>Stop eating like shit.
>Create goals for all of this stuff (run 800M by end of week 1, 2K by end of month 1, no soda for 1 week, etc) and write them on paper and post them in your bedroom - it helps keep you motivated.

hmm, mine was scraggly too about two years ago, now it's fine. I was 22 at that time. Just try to grow as big as you can and visit the barbershop. So you won't be completely bald (which is not a bad thing though).

start exercising, shed some babyfat
it will do wonders for your appearance

If you won't exercise at least track your calories

/adv/-tier advice. rightfully missed quads

NO nononono. u need to just shave your head, and accept it.

go on the keto diet

you don't have to work out to lose weight

just become a clown amigo

EMBRACE IT
Just go full slaincore, and lose some weight.

Knew what was coming up at "shave eyebrows"

More OG slainbaby for inspo

Lose weight
Work out
Shave head
Possible hair plugs

You look like a big guy though, on the plus side i bet you are taller than 5'10

Do you happen to have a pic of the beard?

shave head (like everyone else has been saying)

lose weight, you dont need to work out to lose weight, just track calories. Use something like cron-o-meter or something, its literally that easy to lose weight.

get a job and just try to get out there and get a life. NoFap isn't going to do anything for you, it's just used to channel your energy into more productive things

t. ex-useless faggot in recovery.

god speed desu

Normally I'm pretty critical of the "just accept it and shave all of it" meme.

But this is a situation where it's the right advice, because;

A) Its like full Norwood 11 bad, transplant is the only recovery option and that is expensive and looks like he'll need a better pricier one. Which brings me to...

B) the hair he has left looks nappy and pretty shitty. Even if he had a ful head of hair, I don't think it'd look good. I'm not really sure based of what you have I'd even recommend as a hair style of it was all there. Full shave might honestly be the best look for him no matter what.

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what are u doing here

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Was gonna post the same shit.

Follow this advice OP if you ain't a larp

Stop being an excuse fulled pussy and go to gym, what kind of man is immobilized with a sore toe?

As a small kid I BROKE my toe in a Karate tournament and still fought on to come 3 place.

Grow some balls

COSTANZACORE

go completely bald, lose some weight, you'll ben
fine!!

i'm 20 and in this state, you have a shiiiitload to look forward to :3 your whole life OP. Come on!

Shave your head, grow out a little bit of stubble, wear black hoodies and straight fit jeans, etc. Change your diet, lose a bit of weight, hit the weights, switch to slim fit jeans. Make some more friends and stay social. You can make it work. I believe in you.

consider catching herpes, and getting punched in the eye on a weekly basis.

You poor bitch.
Do you like xanax?

you jelly fatty?

kek

>Insecure faggot from Veeky Forums who got buttblasted and now trying to act tough

Oh I'm laffing

>gout at toe area

You can still do cardio without putting any pressure on your toe. Best option. SWIM. Go to the pool and try swimming laps. Probably, best form of cardio. There's no pressure on your limbs when doing that. Other options: Go to gym, get on the stationary bike, start cycling with the pedals only touching your heels. Or go to the stationary row machine and also do that with only the foot pushing on the heels. Cardio is probably the best option for you to losing weight, in addition to a good diet. Any additional lifting is good.

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but you're kind of ugly :/

Exercise once a day
Avoid chips and crackers
Avoid SOY at any cost
Avoid soda

Eat 12 egg whites and 2 yolks a day, with veggie mixes.

Eat bananas and apples.

Shave the rest of you hair, you look like a clown.

Last but not least, follow adv, grow some balls.

Life hits you hard.

why is there sharpie colored on the sides of your head?

Least OP isn't a spic

CUT IT OFF

ALL

1. Shave
2. Calculate or Daily Caloric Need
3. Eat 1000 Calories less until you hit 15% Bodyfat, then start eating at you caloric need
4. Get a while body lifting routine
5. Hit the Gym 3 times a day
6. Stop being a fucking faggot

If you can't pull this off your a undisciplined, weak willed, piece of garbage that is not deserving of affection.

Shave head
Grow big beard or keep it trimmed nicely
Lose weight
Lift
Getting into martial arts really helps

You'll be alright. Once you start seeing some progress, you'll start feeling a lot better about yourself.

just grow a mustache

I have had broken toes, dislocated fingers, collapsed lung from internal bleeding. The pain is nothing compared to an acute gout flare-up. Gout is absolutely the worst pain I've experienced, it's incapacitating in a way a broken bone is not.

OP go to a doctor and get your medical issues dealt with. Fix your diet, NSAIDs and medication if needed. That's #1 priority. Then start working on exercising.

I thougt u said u will stop posting face in every thread

or has this reached memedom already?

waddup slainbaby

yeah do this, look up keto-diet, its more efficient for people looking to lose big pounds (workmate has lost 30 pounds on it already)

, I can picture your face if you lost pounds and you would look better than most bald guys out there, just lose the weight

think it's someone reposting for memes. can't blame them though, he posts in every fucking thread.

for a bald fat guy you're pretty good looking. Just go full James Gandolfini-core

Steps:
1) Stop being a crybaby.
2) WORKOUT and diet (see the sticky at Veeky Forums), in one year you will improve 200%
3) Shave that shit off.
4) Grow some beard.
5) Ditch that ugly shirt.
6) Learning about social dynamics.
7) ???
8) Profit.

Follow this advice. Try growing a beard.

Shave your head, grow a beard and lose weight. Nofap is bullshits.

You either start working out and dieting NOW or kill yourself. Dont worry about clothes atm. Also shave your head

Without seeing what it looks like grown out, it's hard to say if it looked bad because you looked shitty overall, or because your beard just grows out poorly, or because you just didn't trim it properly.

Like everyone in the thread is saying, shave your head right now. That's the easiest thing you can do to look better. Next easiest thing is the beard. But that's a maybe because we can't see what a full grown one looks like. Usually bald+beard is a good combo, but if you do grow it really patchy, or light, it might not be worth it.

Hardest, but most important thing is the losing weight and gaining muscle, pretty much in that order. I'll leave it to you and Veeky Forums to figure out what works best for you, but as long you are losing weight, you'll look so much better.

Also if you actually buckle down and do that take some before and after photos of you right now vs doing all the advice.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/379117274/#q379117740

Even he looked better with a beard.

HOLY
SHIT
GO
BALD
HOLY
SHIT
GO
BALD

YOU WILL LOOK 9000% BETTER BALD

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>Shave your fucking head
>shave that 15 year old shadow
>Go on a fucking diet, ditch carbs and sugar
>chronic pain is often caused by not fucking doing shit about it

>26

Jesus Christ, you look 40.

Also, being fat is a bigger problem for you than being bald.

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>Hair is thinning and hairline is a little fucked
>Don't shave anything
>Neckbeard growing like crazy but rest is nonexistent

Fuck , I'm literally a fat neckbeard now

This is b8. It has to be. I hope to god it is.

If it's you for real, then why the fuck wouldn't you shave that shit? Fucking hell, why do people do that? Shave your fucking head.
And go to the gym and lose weight. You're fat and bald. You can't fix bald, but you can shave those pubes off the sides and back, and you can definitely fix fat if you're aren't a lazy piece of shit.

THA THRILLA

Just shave your head and get in shape and you'll end up looking fine, your facial features aren't bad under the extra fat.

Also nofap is bullshit, you want noporn.

You look like you diddle kids
Shave your fucking head

just tell everyone youre wearing a reverse undercut

You'll look great if you shave your head and lose weight. Don't even sweat, and don't even talk about killing yourself. Don't even talk like that

Fucken pussy

Never gonna make it

t. Henry VIII

you haven't accepted that you're not a guy with hair on that part of his head. accept that you are bald. shave it. lose weight.

>I'm really scared to be a bald guy

OP, do you think that half ring of hair around your dome is somehow tricking people? You're not scared to be a bald guy, you're scared to stop being in denial. Nigga you bald.

Never fear FabianTheFashionista is here!

Get rid of the hair and get into metal. You'll look like a SICK CUNT.

no he didnt

I like you

>Ive been doing no fap and I even bought some new clothes and a pair of reeboks because I saw you guys posting them
>see no improvement

weird

>I have a few wigs
post a photo

Whoa.. you look like you could be In the three stooges

Maybe you should move to Hollywood and try and pitch a remake

lose weight by dieting it's much easier than exercising anyway

i used to be fat and now my BMI is 19, didn't really exercise at all just controlling what i eat which is easier anyway. it's much easier to not do something what you want to do (like eat fast food) than make yourself do something you don't want to do (exercise)

i actually can't fucking believe OP fears being a "bald guy". like how fucking deep in denial you have to be to not realize everyone already considers you bald with hair like that. jesus christ are you actually blind

omg I have this same body type. Skinny fat with a big upper body and skinny stomache ,waist, and legs. What is this called?

nigga you look like a bald fucking clown atm. just suck it up and accept your genetics and cut it the fuck off.

>he doesn't think he's bald
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>consumed so much red meat, sweets, and soda that he literally got a debilitating disease

Fat people.