Robot here. I got invited to some lake party by a bunch of people at my work and they told me to bring swimming stuff...

Robot here. I got invited to some lake party by a bunch of people at my work and they told me to bring swimming stuff. I haven't been swimming in 6 years so I just ordered a random pair online. Well they just got here and they seem short as all fuck. Is this normal in modern times? I just don't want to get roasted tbqh

>2017
>Not wearing speedo's

It really depends on how short. What's the length?

This tbqh take a pic op

Alright pls no bully scoliosis back

It's not too bad, but you should have done some better checking before you bought it.

dud your fine, your fucking swimming who cares about the togs you have on

>not too bad

Fuck man. Would it be weird to just wear basketball shorts? I don't want to have to buy another pair

You're not a skelly, but you aren't fat.
Those are basic swing shorts, nothing to get laugh at.
You are good user, have fun.

Probably just me I'm extremely autistic though and don't want to stand out in anyway tbqhwy

Thanks lad this thread has reassured me. Appreciate it

Yea those are fine. Long ones are out of style, so make sure to laugh loudly at anyone who's wearing those.
Also if you can manage to get the tip of your penis showing from a side, that goes great.

what kind of swim trunks you wearing they dont have a mesh liner bro lol you don't want fishies to have a nibble at your worm
like everyone else said you are fine

what instrument you play?

IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE FOR? I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TO CATCH DOO DOO FOR 23 YEARS OF MY LIFE

I have a pair like that and have been complimented on them before

I play cello

Yeah I'm there right now and no one has given me shit which is nice

Satanic trips aprove it

They're ok fa/g

you really need to pull them up holy shit

>the virgin posture

nobody is gonna care about your swimming pants user
If anyone does - they are more autistic than you

They look fine and for whatever it's worth you don't look like a robot