"But user, why do I have to sign a prenup, let's just cuddle instead... or more..."

>"But user, why do I have to sign a prenup, let's just cuddle instead... or more..."

What do?

What movie is that?

*unsheathes katana*
YOU WHORE
I THOUGHT WE WERE WAITING FOR MARRIAGE
*performs mitsubishi overhead decapitation swing*
I SEE I WAS SADLY MISTAKEN
*3 seconds later head falls off stump gushing blood*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

Id bang her also im poor as fuck so who needs a prenup

Hehe... nothing personal, kid.

never back down 2 I think

Leave her imediately and threaten her with legal action if she starts clinging to you

>you can ride later bitch... now sign that, baby

sex isn't a privilege in a relationship

>"But user, why do I have to sign a prenup
can't schedule a vasectomy fast enough

With my first wife, I didn't want to sign a prenup, but my parents made me. I told her just that, she signed, and we got married. We got divorced 6 years later. Thank-god for the prenup.

>getting married
>year of our lord 525 + 1491

wow you fucked that one up

You can have my body but you'll never get my Vanguard

cuddle, duh

tell her if she wants to so much as look at my prenup gauntlet tier johnson she has to sign...
otherwise she can drip her way home

>gauntlet tier johnson
>drip her way home
cringed hard

Thank god i'm gay. Never have to worry about divorce or child support, unless adopted kids work differant than I think.

It's psshh not hehe you goddamn fucking faggott


REEEEEEEE

Real life advice ?
Start a Trust. Sell everything to your trust...
Start an offshore trust.. make it the Trustee on your US trust..

or tell the lady.. NO

Learn to say NO in life

Part 1

>physical contact with girls
>talking with girls
>knowing any girls

normies.jpg

Without marriage she has no rights to anything where I live so, so sure.

My current gf has more money than me, I wouldn't mind not having a prenup.
But she won't marry me anyway, that's for sure.

Also, it seems like prenups are almost worthless in America, since courts can simply void them if it fits them.

If she gets a kid she still wont have rights to anything. Only the kid has.

and that is why you lay your bed with women of your social status and income and don't let them slack off on the couch. because that way she will get exactly what she deserves.

How did the prenup help? Was it a 50/50 thing? What state do you live in? Did a judge have to review the prenup with the possibility of voiding it?

Who is this cock cadoobler?

>"Why sign the prenup when I can blow some pussy fumes into your face and fuck up your logic and reasoning like Poison Ivy in that shitty Batman movie with Chris O'Donnell?"

This.

If you have take that level of precaution just to not get fucked over, and there aren't many benefits of marriage that can't be had without it, why bother at all?

>implying anyone in here is fucking a hot blonde

JUST