Slavery lasted for THOUSANDS of years

>slavery lasted for THOUSANDS of years
>expecting wageslavery to go away anytime soon

Who else here on Veeky Forums is part of the NEET master race?

You're a couple weeks late I think. This ain't even a meme anymore. Sorry.

The term "wageslavery" triggers me beyond believe. The very definition of slavery is that you DON'T get a wage.

Also

Except the main diffdrence is that slaves were generally well fed and housed to make them productive.

Wageslaves on the other hand are forced to work under constant duress as otherwise they'll be homeless, and also have to pay over 50% in taxes, rent, food and alimony payments.

Here senpai.

I love being a NEET, I'm a virgin with no friends who does nothing but go on Veeky Forums all day, and I wouldn't have it any other way. NEET MASTER RACE!!!

My parents are ashamed of me

I have no friends or gf

I have no hobbies

I have no money

I have no idea what to do when my parents kick me out

I think about suicide every single day

LMAO KEEP FUNDING MY "NEETBUX"(aka my parents' wages and generosity) WAGESLAVES

>Wageslaves on the other hand are forced to work under constant duress as otherwise they'll be homeless, and also have to pay over 50% in taxes, rent, food and alimony payments

But that's life, you don't get something for nothing.

I have to eat 2000+ calories every single day and sleep 8 hours a day to function. Am I a sleep-slave and a food/nutrition-slave as well?

>you don't get something for nothing

>what are virtual particles

But really though, if being a NEET is so good then why are there so many threads about suicide and crippling depression on /r9k/?

I was a NEET for a while and it fucking sucks, much worse than working in a mine or something. You have time but you have no money and your parents get mad and you can't really relate to people because everyone has a job

>neets are the source of vacuum energy

that picture though... pure delusions or just bait?

i refuse to believe anyone would be that happy to be forcefully woken up by an alarm at 6 am and commence the dreaded commute to your cage.
you have to be insane to believe that!!! unless you're purposefully pumped full of jewish anti-depressants(yes good goyim) to not see how wretched you are.

NEET life is far from perfect, but it's miles above wageslavery.