What do Veeky Forums?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

can predict stock market
no money

what do Veeky Forums?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Show proof of concept then get a loan. Convince people to invest in you and you're savant-like abilities.

Or, you know you can buy kneepads for 2 bucks and stick to what you know.

w8t4u
w8t4u

how much of a loan should I ask for? Also what proof do you want?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Are there not brokerage accounts that let you hypothetically invest and track your progress?
If not you need to get a Robin Hood account and turn $5 into 500 as an example. Hope your extremely vague assertions amount to more than "i predicted VW would drop"

Methshot
Methshot

VW would drop
Dude, VW is going to the moon.
I read it in the Robin Hood thread

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

robinhood
live in canada

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I was referring to when they were in the middle of their emissions shitshow. I was being facetious. Predicting a stock will fall in the middle of a major scandal isn't much of a "prediction" is it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

what would you consider to be a HOLY SHIT "prediction" then?

Im an autistic math student and I dont really understand people.

What would make you know Im the real deal?

RavySnake
RavySnake

A website like investopedia.com has stock market simulators where you can invest in the actual stock market but with fake money. Make an account and post your results

Snarelure
Snarelure

if you can show those gains trading paper, people will give you money

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Are you analyzing financial statements and conducting fundamental analysis based on that? Or are you just getting lucky with technical/pattern analysis?

cum2soon
cum2soon

What would make you know Im the real deal?
pure performance
don't need to know you're autistic or a math student
if you're trying to sell people on that with know proof of results people will just redflag you as delusional

open a trading account
make paper profits
get hired or raise capital based on your proof of performance

askme
askme

Predicting a stock will fall in the middle of a major scandal isn't much of a "prediction" is it
You've got me there.
I would have made millions when Enron collapsed, but I was out of the country.
When everyone got sick at Chipotle, I was taking a shit (not related).

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

can predict stock market
what do Veeky Forums?
Stop lying and deluding yourself.

Inmate
Inmate

The thing is, is that even though you may be right, you most likely won't be able to time it right.

Trust me, I've been able to predict the Iranian deal, the North Korean deal, the interest rate cycle, and a plethora of other big picture things. Fraud is a fucking bitch and takes a lot longer than you'd ever suspect to be over. (yes, i'm saying fraud is most likely involved in each thing listed)

The best thing to do is to go into options.

askme
askme

Cheap stocks.
Do whatever you can to raise funds, then invest them and grow it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Get a job.
Earn $2000.

Turn it into $4 billion

Easy. Anyone who can predict the stock market could have figured this out. Of course, you can't, you are trolling.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can predict stock market
no money

tell me your tickers now, your analysis and the price target for the date you believe it will achieve, if it fits I'll give you a job.

this shouldn't be more than 5 minutes of work for a savant as yourself. else /r9k/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

have you thought of getting a job?
then save up 1,000. then use that money and grow it with your "abilities".

then you can watch your money slowly disappear. but hey, at least you have a job now.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I've started investing 2 months ago. I started with 6 thousand and I am now at 9 thousand.

So I basically made a 50 percent return in 2 months. Not sure if that's pretty good. I haven't been getting involved in the MEME stocks on BIZ. I tried once and i lost 300 dollars (25 percent) in one day.

likme
likme

If you don't understand people you can't beat the market. Economics is not a natural science, but a social one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oh great fortuneteller

Can you predict if $MGT going to moon?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Still holding mgt
in at 3.50
if I cash out it's admitting defeat

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