Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying...

Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying? Should we start one in this thread?

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Buy the dip on MGT, or whatever the latest meme stock is.

>Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying?

You shouldn't take financial advice from neets and teenagers.

I did and I made 14.88 million dollars this year on trump coins.

Pleb tier. I made $1337billion this year on trump coins.

faggots, I lost 3 cents on ETH.
am I alpha now?

I grew my 200$ into 200,000$ using forex..

HELP FUCKING TELL US HOW

Why doesn't Veeky Forums have a crypto/shitcoin ETF so I can make money on this crypto circus guarenteed

Scalping?