Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying...

Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying? Should we start one in this thread?

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Buy the dip on MGT, or whatever the latest meme stock is.

>Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides so newfags can get rich or get broke trying?

You shouldn't take financial advice from neets and teenagers.

I did and I made 14.88 million dollars this year on trump coins.

Pleb tier. I made $1337billion this year on trump coins.

faggots, I lost 3 cents on ETH.
am I alpha now?

I grew my 200$ into 200,000$ using forex..

HELP FUCKING TELL US HOW

Why doesn't Veeky Forums have a crypto/shitcoin ETF so I can make money on this crypto circus guarenteed

Scalping?

Then write one, fag

You cant really put yolo investing into a guide.

>Why doesn't Veeky Forums have investment guides
because the mongs here aren't investing, as they lack the funds.
"losing your money via penny stocks on your phone app"
that would be a good one for this board

Literally poor tier

I made 1 bazillion dollars on trump plus I banged ivanka on several occasions :)

>"hurr, i studied econ, my professor and my books have taught me everything i need to know about stocks. 0.02% profit per year are absolutely fine! hehe, look at all these kids who make money via cryptos and pennies. they're SO DUMB. and look, they use robinhood, it's free, FREE, that can't be good. must be designed for kids. i'll stick to a few hundreds of dollars commission fees to my favorite broker mr. goldberg. he's the only one i can trust. now excuse me, i need to have a serious discussion on that kenian stockbroker board."

please, kill yourself.

Lol retards

>look at all these kids who make money via cryptos and pennies
clearly, you're new to this board

cus if it wuz easy den errybody would b doin it, nomsayin

>You shouldn't take financial advice from neets and teenagers.
I bought GXY in April and made $5000, but you are right. The guy that posted hat it backed up though.

Someone got a little defensive..

keked

Invest in low MER index funds

> A guide to making money

might as well make a guide to all of life.

>taking advice from Veeky Forums

stay poor

Cause fuck you that's why

This is what they should be teaching in schools instead of courses on how to be a faggot

what fucking job is this ?

basically this. there is no magic secret to investing.. one just needs capital

which sadly, Veeky Forums doesnt have

Probably because there isn't any unanimous opinion. Maybe it would be good to have a sticky that explains different approaches to investing, like technical analysis, fundamental analysis, modern portfolio theory, etc.

>buy coin at .10
>sell at 8
that's profit, m8

In OP's picture? Probably just some analyst bullshit. The guys don't have dealer-boards in front of them (the boxes that let us call each other between banks and clients and shit) so they aren't traders or brokers.

I remember when I made my first $7.90...
It was better than sex.

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Wasn't this from a GXY thread?

>HowdoIdividend.jpg

Donald Trump pls