What advice does Veeky Forums have for teenagers like myself...

What advice does Veeky Forums have for teenagers like myself? What would you have told your teenage self if you had the opportunity. I am asking from a financial perspective. Life tips are appreciated as well :)

I'd advice you to never take advice from the internet.

I concur

Soooooo i should just ignore that? What a fucking paradox

>Soooooo i should just ignore that?
as long as you ignore all other advice from the internet, yes.

There's a 99.99% chance you won't get rich quick. Don't buy into any claims or schemes of the nature. Hell, get off of this board.

Read, build skills, build connections, build a business.

Every procrastinator's dream, I'm definetly doing that later.

What about trading? I've seen so many people get rich from it fast but I still think its some sort of scam so I haven't got involved

my teenage self?
don't fuck uni up you retard!
save money put aside preferably half of what you earn!
educate yourself on economics and finance!
diversify your investments!
pay off student loan as soon as you can!
never listen to what Veeky Forums shills!

also:
forget pussy! it's not that great get a fleshlight instead!