Let's share our recent financial blunders biz

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw just accidentally spent 61$ on an uber ride

Let's share our recent financial blunders biz

massdebater
massdebater

I have a bad habit of spending money on whores to massage me, play with my asshole, and jerk me off when I could've done that myself without paying no one.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i buy disgusting fast food because im a lazy fuck

also bought festival tickets for a girl and got so fucked up i didnt even get to dance with her

Playboyize
Playboyize

yeah same thought it costed 20 bucks to get from manhattan to brooklyn turns out it was 60

Evilember
Evilember

How is this possible? I'm not trying to insult either of you, just genuinely curious as to how such a situation could come about with Uber

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There's surge pricing and depending on the type of uber you get it can get really pricy

MPmaster
MPmaster

cause was my first time on uber and my friend was buying it lul

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why the hell didn't you take the L?

massdebater
massdebater

Go to movies by self cause no friends
Spend the usual $25 on snacks that I never finish but buy to make me look like im holding for friends
Park car in random public garage as always
Movie lasts 3hrs
Try leaving garage
$19.50
Call for manager
Complain that their compooter is wrong till they let me leave for free

likme
likme

i had 1.5x surge pricing in Danbury, CT last week

fuq dat sheit, i had to pay like $50

hairygrape
hairygrape

isn't it still cheaper than calling a taxi?

Playboyize
Playboyize

maybe

WebTool
WebTool

Every time I eat out at a restaurant it's a financial blunder.

TechHater
TechHater

I spent $1200 on people to finish the floors in the guest room I am renovating when I realized after the fact that I can send the boards through my planer and get the same effect.

Whooooops

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and spent 1,300 at a strip club on one stripper in like an hour. Soured my experience for the rest of the trip.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Spending $1300 for travel/hotel/ticket to go to an anime convention with friends

Supergrass
Supergrass

Guilty

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

accidentally paid towards lower APR loan instead of higher APR one
Going to call them today to see if there is anything to do to fix it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Lost $3000 "investing" in XTV, fucking memes

Methshot
Methshot

Mom makes me pay the house keeper because i don't pay rent.
tfw house keeper raised me and still thinks my mom pays her
tfw coding is called "playing on the internet"
tfw have to resweep and mop bc she does a poor job
tfw don't know how I'm going to reprimand a lady that picked me up from school as a 9 year old for doing a shitty job.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I was supposed to start a job today, but I realized a few hours into training that I had been sold a bill of goods (was told it'd be entirely order entry and processing, was instead almost entirely talking to customers and having someone else do the entry and processing) so I walked out.

Didn't really cost me anything, but I sure felt like a dumbass, both for falling for it and for not putting up with it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

TTNP.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Stick it in her pooper.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ä

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ü

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm from Branford, CT.

Danbury is legit for poor people and drug addicts lmao. What else you went to WestConn? Stay being a poor retard Danbury trash!!

takes2long
takes2long

Didn't trade my car to the leasing agent.

I figured that I could get better on the private market.

Now it's just a pain in my ass.

Bidwell
Bidwell

This. But its worth it.

Another thing I do wrong is impulsively buy groceries, instead of sticking to my grocery budget.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Also sell my Air Canada shares when they were at $9.30 a share

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you could but remember human to human contact is important for longevity.

10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.

SniperWish
SniperWish

10 hugs a day = 10 more years of life.

10 hugs a day means more exposure to disgusting humans, means greater chance of getting AIDS.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Doctor Love told you that?

idontknow
idontknow

That's because you're poor tier and don't understand the time cost.

I make the equivalent of $70/hour. My personal time is worth atleast that much. It's cheaper for me to eat out or get delivery than spend 30minute/$35 to cook my own food.

Evilember
Evilember

I eat fast food for breakfast and dinner nearly every day of the week

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Try to trade options, have no idea what I'm doing lol, never profit always lose I can turn it around just do the opposite nope still lose

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

lasik eye surgery to fix bad eye
pay $1500
nigthvision gone
see glories around every light
say goodbye to driving in the dark
tripping down stairs
i signed on the possible complications
they never said it's almost guaranteed to happen

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't work every waking minute though, and I'm a very efficient cook.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

gotta understand time cost. that being said cooking is a good skill to acquire

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

At the casino
Playing blackjack
Realize that the 50cent fee per hand I should be $100 ahead instead of only $50-60 ahead
Holy shit, this is a fucking scam
Instead of walking away keep playing because it's fun
Lose it all

I don't play with money I don't expect to lose, but I also don't like that this casino is even more tilted than usual.

TechHater
TechHater

I got so trashed last friday, called an Uber to get about a mile away from my house. The african guy who was the driver took advantage and looped around for 40 mins running up the fare to total it $30. I aint even mad, those guys make shit and my original ride probably would have made him like 3 bucks lol.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw just got my first speeding ticket about 30 minutes ago

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ew. My old roommate did this shit. Then he would eat pizza pockets when it wasn't fast food. He loved to bring home fat chicks and reeked of axe body spray. Fuck that guy.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I pay $250/month for a parking spot at my office because I hate the fucking bus.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

buying shitloads of junk food
buying shitloads of coffee
even if I wanted to fuck myself up I could've bought home coffee instead of 10 X more expensive coffee from coffee shops
Escorts
Not sure if this was a blunder, it's not like I could get it for free

Thankfully not much else

MPmaster
MPmaster

don't understand you can order a salad or salad wrap from McDonalds. Don't know you can order sautéed mixed veggies and chicken with brown rice at Chinese take out places.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

isn't aware a mcfatass salad has sugar in it

Playboyize
Playboyize

thinks vegetables are a huge source of sugar
This meme needs to die. Mcdonalds salads are just as healthy as other salads. Its not like they use vegetables that are infused with mcfatness. The only source of processed sugar is from the dressing. Instead of using their ranch just drizzle it with some of your own light balsamic dressing and you have a pretty decent cheap salad.

Skullbone
Skullbone

so you're a retarded cuck then?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This. Mcdonalds side salads are inexpensive and healthy as fuck. Just stay away from the salads with crispy chicken, croutons, cheese and fatass dressing. If you're going to get chicken, go for the grilled.

DeathDog
DeathDog

buys $250 Pax vaporizer because muh cannabis
recently quit smoking

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yesterday some guy came to my house and gave me a $50 bill for some bike parts I listed on Craigslist.

I didn't have my wallet on me so I just put the 50 in my pocket which also had a paper towel to wipe the sweat because it was so hot.

I took my dog for a long walk and as I reached in my pocket and pulled out the paper towel the 50 must have slipped out.

I went back and forth over the route even on my bike asking people if they found a 50 but no luck

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

1 hr
$1,300

fucking how nigger?

You can get like a 9/10 broad for an entire night, fuck her any way you want, for like $1,000.

How did you possibly give her that much money!?

MPmaster
MPmaster

He's a virgin... That's how

King_Martha
King_Martha

be 12
find a 50 dollar bill
fuck, now i can buy that nintendo ds i've always wanted
this guy comes riding a bike and asks if i saw a 50 dollar bill
"uhh nope sorry man good luck"
the idiot rides away in his little bike

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I bought the deluxe edition of Overwatch on accident. Kind of a double loss because the game sucks too.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

my mom and dad recently died ...i have cancer ,i am depressed, i quit my job and spend my money on drugs stop whinning

Firespawn
Firespawn

Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Screencapped

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Apple
July 2015

5mileys
5mileys

LMFAOOOOO

takes2long
takes2long

was like way up in mahattan where rich ppl live

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's not almost guaranteed to happen though. The surgeon who did mine has a 2% complication rate.

farquit
farquit

Spent over $100 last weekend on coke and booze.
I've been doing this for about a month now.
Send help.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Bipolar as fuck, you know I be manic
Grill say come to AZ foo pussay
Blow 580 on booze and flight
Blow 200 on coke
Fuck for 8 days

Shits bad yo, shit tons of coke make you an hero after

Nojokur
Nojokur

Been there senpai, after a month you'll stop getting high off the coke and just start mad sweating when you come down. At this point four things will happen:

you will be rich enough to start spending 300-600 a weekend on coke
you will switch to crack to save money
you will start sucking dick for money
you will quit.

The only good thing about a coke habit is its so expensive you have to quit. One of the reasons you see so many more heroin junkie than smack heads is that heroin is dirt cheap until your tolerance is high and you are so addicted you will die if you don't have some.

Supergrass
Supergrass

almost got my first today too

guy saw me shaking and let me go off with a warning

happy_sad
happy_sad

$3 post then, eh

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Make sure you learn proper grammar as well as how to correctly spell words before you write your suicide note.

Otherwise no-one will understand your Mongoloid gibberish.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

MMMMYY CCCRREESSTTAAAAA

RavySnake
RavySnake

50 cent fee per hand? What the fuck is that shit, charging to gamble!?

StonedTime
StonedTime

payed a camgirl $80 to fuck her ass with a hairbrush for 20minutes on skype.
could have just watched a vid for free. but something about her doing it how I told her was my way of getting off

recorded it but still I regret it tbqh she was crying

MPmaster
MPmaster

REKT

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Most recently:

$100 on a friend's birthday present, even though I don't like the guy
$250 at a restaurant for my family for my mother's birthday
Just generally take-away and soda -- it's like paying for the privilege of poor health
Random movie merchandise that I don't need but spend huge wads on -- about $500 in the past month alone

5mileys
5mileys

I am NYC master race

askme
askme

That's what eBay is for, friendo. Flip that shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Avon, CT fag reporting in. Watch who you're calling poor.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Up where the rich people live
Then take the 6 to the L
I mean I know hindsight is 20/20 but you probably saved what? 10-15 mins using Uber

Nojokur
Nojokur

Spent almost $2k on sound system in my car
car itself only worth $1500

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

spent $50 on a BILLY bookcase at IKEA that I don't really need
Signed a lease to pay $20 more per month for a room than the current tenant is

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's not a waste, I have 3k on my speakers, sub, and amp in my prius. I play deathgrips with the windows down.

eGremlin
eGremlin

where did you meet her to do it :?
she usew lube or dry ? what end of the hairbrush

unless he paid for the digital cuck version

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I spent $300 on an ounce of weed.

It's really good weed though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Lost $50 betting on the Pirates, Bosox and Rockies today.

Feel sad man.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw fell for the TTNP meme

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

His hands were as weak as a new trader on Robinhood

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I recently started going to the gym and felt nervous about interacting with my fellow gym rats due to my obesity so I spent $108 on Goji Berries to share between everyone so they would know I am serious about health food and getting fit and wouldn't make fun of me.

Ended up getting kicked out of the gym and having my membership cancelled because I told a qt that she can have Goji Berries if she can blow me cherries. As a flirty joke, just to break the ice. She reported me and I got banned. I had to leave the berries behind as well so I don't even get to eat them. Also, I am now unable to lose weight and will continue to spend $500 a month on mostly unhealthy food (breakfast has been slices of pizza for a few days)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

buy bitcoin through site
11 USD
25 NZD in transfer fees
went through with it with out thinking

FARRRRRRRK

Playboyize
Playboyize

LOL. You sound like a complete loser.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Biggest retarded so far.
spends money on weed
It's like poor fags just hate money or something. Grow up and live the sober life already you hippie

viagrandad
viagrandad

guy saw me shaking

Jesus Christ, there are some seriously pathetic people on this site.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

$2k roulette table
$1k strip club

massdebater
massdebater

This is from about 15 years ago

be 17
go to music shop
want to buy $1300 bass guitar
sales assistant says he'll give me $130 off the price for cash
agree
come back later that day with the cash
sales assistant says I can have $130 store credit instead
go through with the deal

I should've turned 360 degrees and walked outta there.

Lesson learned. Always gotta be ready to walk away from a deal.

Evilember
Evilember

if a taxi is available when all you young shitheads are standing outside a bar at 2 am in the rain.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

should have got prk

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

sold a whole bitcoin when it was 450$ a week or so ago

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Bought shares on a foreign OTC market and got charged 50 bucks by my broker without realizing it since I expected there to be a loss due to some disparity in bid and ask prices.

Needless to say I still feel dumb and have to wait even longer to make my money back.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Most jobs require a serious time investment to get.

RavySnake
RavySnake

what end of the hairbrush
jesus christ, user

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You are paying, so fuck her. She won't say shit just rip down her pantalones and get to work.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Except you have to sit and wait for your food in the restaurant you mong.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Spent 2-3k on escorts last 6 months

TechHater
TechHater

never heard of delivery
never heard of call ahead ordering.

girlDog
girlDog

lost $40 in poker.

I was up and got pocket kings. Had to play the cowboys, but the fucker flopped a straight. Nature of the beast, oh well.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Let it get auctioned off, probably get the same price for it as a dealership would give you

TechHater
TechHater

Took a long position on oil and lost 280€. Also all my fucking stocks dropped about 5% on average today. At least i won 500€ last week playing poker so meh.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Spent $120 on uber for a 20min ride from downtown.

likme
likme

I spend too much on designer clothes. Recently I bought a pair of shoes for $799

5mileys
5mileys

withdraw 50€ from ATM
forget to take money
mfw

iluvmen
iluvmen

overdraft checking
try to call and get out of the fee
doesn't work

35 dollarinis down the drain

idontknow
idontknow

I make the equivalent of $70/hour.

you lose 560 dollars a day by sleeping

better cut that out nigger

likme
likme

they said it happens a 100% if your pupils dilate more than 6mm.
i just wonder why they didn't check for it all they would had to do i put me in a dark room for ten minutes then make a pic in infrared.

Supergrass
Supergrass

worst one on here tbbh

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sell the video, hedge your losses. ill give you 3$

Lunatick
Lunatick

kek for satan blaring deathgrips in a prius in a white neighborhood

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

buy to make me look like im holding for friends
if this is true I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but pretending I have friends ain't one

HIT ME

Supergrass
Supergrass

it's okay breh.

We all have autistic moments time to time. Just stopped with the junk food and visit /fit/

viagrandad
viagrandad

im an australian cokehead....

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Complain that their compooter is wrong till they let me leave for free

I would call this a success. Depending on how long you had to argue and how much dignity you had to sacrifice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

There is more than one gym in the world you mad fucking spastic.

idontknow
idontknow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCREENCAPPED

What a pathetic fucking loser

DeathDog
DeathDog

Doing something that increases profit in the long term is investment - not cost, and I can tell you that sleep is quite the investment if you do it right.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Youre going to tell me you bought over 7 pounds of fucking berries?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

asking people if they seen it

really

w8t4u
w8t4u

he listens to memerap

TreeEater
TreeEater

I spend soooooo much money as a kid buying €60 videogames that I played maybe twice.

Had I known then how much fucking money €60 is (or even €600 for the console) maybe I wouldn't be dirtpoor now.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I spent $5000 on a hair loss program.

Then shortly after, decided i'd rather lose hair than take drugs and put shit on my scalp twice a day.

No refund allowed.

StonedTime
StonedTime

spent $800 on an iPhone

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I used uber black accidentally. $130 ride to the airport.
but my company paid for it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Who is this guy he looks like an older me wtf?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

mfw I bought 2 whole bitcoins @450 and now getting ready to sell

TreeEater
TreeEater

Branford? Kek
Ridgefield represent, poorfags gtfo my state

SniperWish
SniperWish

surge pricing any time you go out in major cities at night. fucking dc

DeathDog
DeathDog

offer to buy brother lunch
get a $3 burger
he jumps for a $10 combo
refuse to pay and walk out of the store
Asshole

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Spent $140 dollars on an uber last night
made it all back because i never tell Veeky Forums which stock to invest in

viagrandad
viagrandad

get promotion from Biz Dev to Project Lead for software company in China.
actually have a shit ton in budget to watch over.
get so worried that my Chinese business partners will try to rip me off
I never realized that my Canadian engineer lead was pumping the money into microprocessors that he convinced me were vital to the project.
Boss found out that the microprocessors were never delivered to the lab.
Canadian guy is on a flight out of China with presumably the money he used to sell the microprocessors from his home
mfw the Chinese were my friends all along

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You offered to buy lunch but refused to because it came to $10? That's next level penny pinching, user. Plus just bad manners. 10/10

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Now that's disgusting

Illusionz
Illusionz

That's what he said in his post, didn't you read?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I've been trying to stick to $60/week for groceries, restaurants, booze...

I overspent by about $15 this week due to getting Taco Bell once too many ($7), and a 6-pack of beer ($8).

Other one, went to Buffalo Wild Wings with a friend and I spent $27 between wings, some fries and a couple beers.

I mean, it's not really a huge fuckup and I'll save about $1,200/month regardless of what I spend. But... that's all I can count from the past month.

I really hope this is bait. Fucking peasant.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Between that and the fact that most peoples eyes continue to get worse overtime meaning you would be wearing glasses again 10 years anyways.

Doesn't seem worth it.

TechHater
TechHater

Ive spent this in 4 days on fast food/restaurants

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I bought bit-coins

Lunatick
Lunatick

what app is that

likme
likme

love technical stuff
college drop-out from two very prestigious south american unis
been wasting time for 4+ years
I love it, but... I'm too poor for this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Mint

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I used to be really into goji berries a few years back. PERFECT for hangovers and jet lag type stuff. HOWEVER, expensive as shit, and some old people have died from eating too many. Shit thins your blood, google it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

bought megaman collections

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

college student
dealt drugs for two years
about 30k revenue, 10k profits
zero major purchases
all profits have gone to fast food or drugs

Another guy I knew bought his mom a washing machine with the dough he made

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I spent $400 on a Chromebook

whereismyname
whereismyname

You deserved that pun-ishment, bro.

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