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i'd smash bruh bruh kekaroooooniue

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who she be

fuck you you fucking faggot i just got back from trading all of my stocks and getting mad money from my david ins i seriously dont know what the fuck is the problem with you but you are probably mad that i made over three thousand dollars yesterday on my cryptocoins and trading my mad money over robinhood i will dump your ass the moment you buy my stocks and coins also so buyer be fucking ware i will destroy you with all of my delicious doe that i have created with my mind inside my head this is real life faggot money dont grow on trees best learn that today lest ye be a faggot who wants to stay poor and get his neetbucks and welfare checks for being an autistic sperg good luck bud ha ha ha good fucking luck kid you aint shit youll never be shit and that is just how it is sorry to break it to ya bud but you just dont have what it takes now excuse me as i take my lamborghini gallardo out for a little spin in toronto yes toronto the richest city of all of the world where dreams come to die and i steal all your precious cash you fucking wage slave cuck faggot i am going to take my supercar drive it down to the nearest timmys and get myself a coffe all the normie faggots and beta asians will be staring at me with my hot korean imported girlfriend she is my fuck slave i pay her enough to shut the fuck up and i got surgery on her eyes and dyed her hair blonde she has to act white and denounce her heritage every three minutes she is my fuck slave and i am not a slave i am the king of bitcoin

I JUST WANT TO EMPHASISIE THAT I DONT COME HERE LOOKING TO START VERBAL WARS WITH EVERYONE, THOUGH THAT SEENMS TO BE THE INMPRESSION PEOPLE HAVE GAINED SINCE THE NIGHT OF MY MELTDOWN. THEY DONT APPEAR TO BE ABGLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT WAS AN ILLNESS OUTSIDE OF MY OWN CONTROL. WELL IF IM PROVOKING ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT REALISING IT MODS PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND ILL TRY TO CHANGE MY WAYS. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY OR DO ? :?

She said she has a product that can analyse blood faster than a laboratory test on variety of diseases and one can use it at home, investors believed her and her capitalisation was $4.5Bil only on that claim.

She lied, her product can't analyse shit.

Can someone explain to me what the hell is going on in this thread? Cause I really can't tell. Is it a new meme? Seriously, guys help me out.

>hospital administrators

two autists communicating in retardspeech or one autist samefagging. just don't reply to them and they'll eventually leave.

This will be Tesla next year.

Well that serves those investors right for blindly walking into something like this with zero evidence/testing/research.
She looks like a lair. The way she talks, her mannerisms, and how she so gladly stepped into the spotlight knowing her product wasn't what it was are all signs of a scam artist and someone who only wanted attention and fame.
Funniest part was she got all those investors interesting and the media and more all lathered up because she was a woman.
I believe a guy making claims like that first off wouldn't be believed without proof and wouldn't have been celebrated so eagerly by the media.
But good for her she got that attention she was craving and maybe taught some rich cunts to be more cautious.

>see OP's pic
>looks like a qt3.14
>look her up

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>that voice

Top kek, I think there is a reason she like wearing those turtle necks, somethings hiding there.

Looks like Holmes needed a Sherlock.

Nah mate the voice is pretty deep but the black turtleneck is to get the audience to subconsciously link her to Steve Jobs (ie she must be a great innovator/leader that will make us billions too XD) You can have a shitty product as long as you look and act the part and throw in a few buzzwords. Its all about the image you project and unfortunately/fortunately people really are that retarded.

>Its all about the image you project and unfortunately/fortunately people really are that retarded.

these are golden times we are living in user

Well I suppose theres always been snake oil salesmen throughout history, the internet just means you can reach out to millions of mugs at once :) Depressing for humanity but definitely plenty of opportunity for those willing/able to capitalize on it.... Golden times indeed.

his hands are fucking massive

so's her dong?

makes me shiver just thinking about it. ew gross

kys

Now that she's lost 4.5B, does that mean she's easier 4D?

Kek.

Lol I seriously doubt it's $0 but still funny

You're right. It's likely less than zero since I bet the bitch has tons of personal debt

I mean how much does hormone replacement surgery usually cost?

Fee should look into her like they did with Madoff, sounds like another massive fraud by the joo

> woman
> lying

That's written in the DNA.

Makeup, high heels, believing they are a princess, etc...

Although, honestly wish I could build literally nothing and steal a bunch of money from silicon valley retards.

>That's written in the DNA.
I just remembered OUYA youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA

bwahahahaha what a fucking blunder. women simply cannot do shit

Eww. Watch her interviews. She sounds like a man.

What an absolute catastrophe. Why did they fuck it up so bad?

>btw im a girl, inc.

50% shares at 800 m is 400m net worth

>implying it was a fuckup

They made 10mill in preorders alone selling toasters with android. That's some A++ marketing to be fair.

The real catastrophe was their tagline. Literally a slap in the face to the gullible retards who bought this shit.

>that rocco part

would manhandle her see her scream like a girl!

The VC firms get paid out first, and take priority over Holmes' common shares. The logic goes that since around $800m of venture capital was poured into the company, if the company were liquidated at a valuation of $800m, the prioritized investors would walk away breaking even, but her remaining stake is worthless.

it depends how much senior secured/unsecured debt there was in their liabilities.

> never trust people with eyes too close together

Honestly this woman at least made a half-assed attempt which is more than what elizabeth homes ever did.

I definitely respect the ouya more than theranos.

>which is more than what elizabeth homes ever did

we don't really know what lizzy did, she did make a product that could tell you if you have herpes or not, but 20 other diseases were not 'certain according to FDA measures'.

moral of this story is don't get greedy, i'd have walked after the first billion.

>scream like a grill
joke's on you because holmes looks like someone who went through hormone replacement therapy

It wouldn't change the fact that she's last in line.

>women
>CEO

easiest short sell of my life

>man voice
>that double chin only noticeable when she lays down next to you and you stare at it
>DROPPED
I couldn't do it, man. I had an ex that had a chin like that and it repulsed the ever living fuck out of me. I'd just stare at it while she slept. It would literally keep me awake at night.

lick my chin user, LICK IT

Pass.

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Enough. That shit triggers me so hard. I broke up with my ex because of it and told her it was because I wasn't ready for a relationship. I swear to god it's so unappealing. I could write an essay on how much I fucking hate the tuft of fat clinging on the bottom of a chin.

Lol, this.

crashing this valuation...

This is pretty sexist but I am actually pretty sure if you made a short fund of female CEO companies you'd at least do better than the S&P 500.

Stating true facts isn't sexist.

The cheap, badly fitting clothes...

>she did make a product that could tell you if you have herpes or not,
nope, she sent everything to their own lab which was using regular seimens machines.

>sexist
get out you fucking subhuman

actually no, that's not the moral of the story at all

the moral of the story is to not trust fucking females as CEO

Theranos is a textbook example of how much malinvestmemt is occurring in the global economy.

Investors gave her company almost a billion dollars without the product ever being subject to peer review or serious testing of any kind. That's how desperate investors are in this low growth ubiquitous cash environment.

Every investor is so scared they're gonna miss the next big thing that they throw money at any big idea.

It was only natural that scammers arose from this

You can even see it on a smaller scale with crowd funding. The majority of them are just scams now

is this what they call destruction of wealth?
company worth 9 bill one day 0 the next?

Honestly, why do women even exist?

Legit

fucking UAE princes man classic

>but honey, I'm not even fat

Kek.

Seriously I think her facial expressions of bewildered enthusiasm were part of the scam. Maybe she even, at times, believed it herself.

>> never trust people with eyes too close together
Grow up, kiddo. Trust no one!

I've got something thats full of blood and that she can analyse if you know what I mean.

>0 dollar net worth

look at her

look at her and laugh

listen to her !!!

listen to her and cry !!!

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who /richerthanelizabethholmes/ here?

>When Holmes was 9, her family moved to Houston and then China, where she started a business selling C++ compilers to Chinese universities.

wow, in that age I just figured out jerking my dick

Yikes.

she looks like tsim fuckis in that picture

Because nature wants to punk us by making us deal with them if we want to fuck and further the species. It's a practical joke.

>tsim fuckis
like I just fucking had to google it

The fuck out of here. I could rock climb off of that McDouble.

Thanks for rehashing that chris rock joke from the mid-90's. Really funny. And fresh.

>selling C++ compilers to Chinese universities.
man she is outjewing the jews
selling software to unis
selling software to chinks
selling software to chink unis
wtf am i reading??

That's a man right?

shit you werent lying

/r/ing pics of a young Elizabeth Holmes, I can't find anything off google

That's because she is a transexual

>she has a "feminine penis"

At least tesla delivers

This is my fetish now.

I might just start short selling against companies that have CEO's who aren't white men or companies who announce diversity quotas. It's pretty much guaranteed to be a money maker every time.

nice meme but microsoft disagrees

Ouya is a lesson in misleading marketing. They effectively implied (but without stating outright, of course) from the outset that the console would be capable of running AAA games. They were even running polls on reddit where they were asking people to suggest games they wanted on the system. Morons were suggesting CoD and the TES series and shit like that but the Ouya people did nothing to actually modify these perceptions.