I want to celebrate my graduation and blow 3K

RumChicken
RumChicken

This is honestly not me trying to troll, I made some really good money off some meme stocks this year (GXY, TTNP [sold early], TLOG and NVDA) and I've managed to fully pay off my student debt (UK student so it wasn't as high as Americans have it), so I've invested most of it into blue-chips and ETFs but seeing as I graduate in a few weeks I want to blow like 2-3k in one day. I've never spent that kind of money before in one go and I honestly don't know how to do it. I study in Manchester (born in London) and so drinks aren't very expensive (even the really nice bars = average london prices), their are only about 5 strip clubs and they're all shit, I used to have a serious drug problem (only managed to get off heroin 5 months ago) so I don't want to do any coke.

That leaves me with a casino, but most of my male friends are muslim (I'm white) so they probably wouldn't be down for gambling (even though they all drink/do weed, it's ridiculous I know).

Are there any other fun ways user? Or is balling always basically casino + blow + strippers?

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'd personally goto the best restaurant I could find, have a really really nice meal, go bet like $1500 on black, and then film yourself giving a bum $1000 or paying for him to have a haircut and a tailored suit or some shit and post it to youtube and hope it goes viral.

5mileys
5mileys

Buy a decent wrist watch, a good Swiss watch will last you for years and commemorates your graduation as well as solid gains.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You have no hobbies user?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Get a bunch of LSD and have a nice trip with your friends in a park somewhere. Will be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life.

MDMA would be nice too, but it depends on what type of person you and your friends are. But you'll likely have a real good time, and bond really well with em.

Most of my friends are girls, and we've had some really nice MDMA fueled orgies. 10/10 would highly recommend.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

film yourself giving a bum $1000 or paying for him to have a haircut and a tailored suit or some shit and post it to youtube and hope it goes viral.

jesus, that's pathetic

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

start a business

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this

takes2long
takes2long

ITT: relapse.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You are honestly retarded and will never amount to anything of value.
Try one of these:

starting a business
investing
buying quality items, ie: watch, suit, shoes, musical instrument
travelling
buying a few season tickets for man united
eating quality food
fucking luxury pussy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

good business attire in general is the best option if you must "blow it" in one go. spend a whole day going to the highest grade tailors and find one that can make you a custom made suit for your price range ($2000 if you also want to get a nice watch, shoes and ties to go along with it, or go crazy and see where $3000 can take you). doing this has many benefits:

- you'll feel like a fucking king walking around with your suit for the rest of the day, and any day you do need/decide to wear it.
- in any professional situation, your peers and bosses will be able to tell your suit is of the highest quality. in a lot of cases with clothes and social settings this can be a mixed bag and send the wrong signals. but in social situations that call for a suit, it is always best to look your best and makes you look like a wise investor. overall it makes a massive difference to both your inner and outer sense of worth.
- you'll go home and feel very, very good about spending your money like a sophisticated suave gentlemen. and you will have a lasting memory of the day's ordeal of having a suit custom made. if you've never done it before, do it now. it's not inly a fun experience but it can set you in the mindset for future success down the road, wherein you'll crave more of these scenarios.
- it will last you your entire life if you stay fit (assuming you are right now, or at least of average build). and if you're a fat fuck, even better; dont buy a suit then. use that $3000 over the course of a year towards a gym membership and some time with a personal trainer and/or dietrician.

alternatively, spend only $2000 tops for the best custom suit you can buy, go to a casino with the other $1000 and see what happens. the difference between wasting $1000 and $3000 at a casino is negligible (can spend the whole night there with $1000 if you play smart), may as well cut your losses at a reasonable barrier. and you'll look boss doing it (and likely get some pussy to go with it).

hairygrape
hairygrape

most of my male friends are Muslim
lives in UK

Lol

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

reddit.com/r/Charity/comments/4lowhn/making_chocolate_pudding_at_4_am/

Help Stu take back control of his life.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't get why people are shitting on you - it's fine to spend some as long as you've made sizeable amounts of money.

Isn't there something fun that costs money in London? Like a Dinner In The Sky kinda experience?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Invest it in cloud mining. Youll be glad you blew it all at one go and then a year later be with twice as much.

genesis-mining.com/a/330249

MPmaster
MPmaster

VPZ8lw 3% off code

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I'm landing in the UK this or the next month.

If you still wanna blow 3k by then, I'll show you one casino trick that work MOST OF the time (but ofcourse you would lose it all if you tried repeteadly for like the next 10 minutes - because everything lives/work till it dies/stop working - so do it 1 time and leave happy)

you can expect to get 50% of your cash in like 5 minutes, I know which machines, since I worked in casinos.

only 1 thing: don't tell anyone the trick I would show you if we meet, that's the only thing I suggest you, and if you ever open your mouth, I didn't tell you anything about it nor we both know each other.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Buy yourself a $800 steak dinner, throw in a nice entry swiss to boot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

interesting... tell me moar, im in the UK

Nojokur
Nojokur

Lol, think I am going to tell more about the trick openly in the internet?

you crazy.

Supergrass
Supergrass

APART FROM:
don't hope it will make you rich. it's impossible to get rich, but the trick work most of the time, like I said. (and you'll be able to see your chances too in person)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

donate a couple hundred £ to some of us

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I think I know what trick it is and if it's the one I know, then 3k is not worth it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Highly doubt it's the same trick, just for the fact that you mentioned "3k is not worth it"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

curious
has your trick something to do with candle?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm sure they have multiple machines, atleast 2 of them, and ofcourse like in every casino, you can start with 10 pounds if you like, or 500, or it's limit in the state.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Not going to narrow you down the possibilities of letting you and other people know what trick I I know - in order to not give out my "trick" (fuck, you just have to be clever, but it's not visible in plain sight - what more hints you need, lol)

Spamalot
Spamalot

you said you just have to be clever but you worked in casinos so you know which machines do and do not work...

come show me, i am in brighton

Soft_member
Soft_member

Ok, I guess that in US the trick could be sold cheap. Right now from 2013 in other countries it can be sold about 5-8k, depends what country the machine resides. I would suggest You to use the trick by your self in other countries, to sell it for 3k is fucking dumb, because after you sell it, the other gay can sell it further and then when the right instances get alerted the trick gets useless.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Go on a really nice vacation.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I would suggest You to use the trick by your self in other countries, to sell it for 3k is fucking dumb, because after you sell it, the other gay can sell it further and then when the right instances get alerted the trick gets useless.

That's why I never told anybody any of my tricks. I only told 1 of them, and has to do with the US roulette.

I'm spanish, living in spain right now moving to UK to meet my cousin (in london)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I actually eat at very nice restaurants frequently (I lived with my 30 y.o brother in London who used to treat me to very nice meals regularly, he has his own business so he has an expense account).

Casino isn't very viable, see my original post. Not going to film myself giving money to homeless people, I give my money to charity and anonymously, giving to homeless people is narcissistic and they usually blow it all on booze.
My main hobby is reading and going for runs in the park. I use a Mac and don't play vidya (except on my old school GBA).

Don't want to drugs and even if I did LSD is about 5 quid a tab here, plus I did LSD once 6 months ago and didn't care for it. Same with MDMA, I'm more of a stimulants/downers than psychedelics, because I prefer doing stuff while I'm high (reading, tidying, working). I hate weed as well.

I already own season tickets to Man United and aside from the Stoke and West Ham games I was not particularly impressed.

My brother has already started a business and I've already given him half my profits as my "investment" in his business.

I am already set to go travelling with a group of my mates to South America (this was booked like a year ago) to celebrate our graduation.

Food: see above

Luxury pussy: I already have a girlfriend, and while she isn't a supermodel I don't think I would cheat.

Investing: See original post, already put most of my money in ETFs/Blue Chips.

***

This is what I went with, buying a Breitling Transocean for myself and a Tiffany's bracelet for the gf. Cheers user!

Techpill
Techpill

you said:

That leaves me with a casino,
but most of my male friends are muslim
Are there any other fun ways user? Or is balling always basically casino + blow + strippers?

Other fun ways?
Not really apart from casino if you don't do drugs, or sluts or even nerd video games, lol. with what else are you left?

I say: Casino, give it one go, get 50% in less than 5 minutes, and buy your a 1k or 2k expensive wedding ring (don't know how these diamond stuff cost like)

How else you think you can blow 3k or 1k?(money that supposedly you appear to not need?)
while at the same time making your gf happy? (you said you wouldn't do prostitutes, so my guess is you love her to death?)

PS. I just thought of another fun experience:
Renting some sort of sports car like ferrari/lambo type of cars (don't know about cars nor how much these cost for renting 1 day)
Record the experience driving it like you stole it with the music track: HIGH WAY TO HELL - LOL

Can't think of better experiences, sky diving maybe? I dunno.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Go to Dignitas and try to work out a good deal with them. Fucking degenerate.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sorry for my spelling and re-editing texts carelessly leaving mistakes.

and buy your a 1k or 2k
And buy your GF* a 1k or 2k

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I don't love her to death, but I just don't see the need to fuck prostitutes when I'm having sex semi regularly. I'm not trying to judge people that do fuck prostitutes, one of my cousins does it regularly, I just don't feel like cheating only my gf. Plus she herself is Muslim so I'd probs get stabbed to death in my sleep by her cousins. I think the renting a sports car is a good idea, will probably do that. And maybe just blow a few hundred in roulette along with watch and bracelet. Thanks for the suggestion user.

I don't know anything about you user, but people who use the word degenerate and suggest other people kill themselves tend to be very unhappy.

I can see this thread was kind of a dumb question guys, idk why I posted it looking back since I basically ruled out most suggestions from the beginning. But thanks for those who contributed.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You should stop hanging out with muslims

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

buy a real beater of a car, like an old, ratty Triumph or mini cooper or something
take it cruising while the weather is nice
spend the summer cleaning it and fixing it up a bit
not 100% restoration, maybe just change the oil, clean out the interior, sand out/bondo any surface rust, give it a cheap as fuck spray paint job
resell it at the end of summer, if you want

Seems like a fun way to blow $3k, it should keep you busy for a few months, and you might even make a profit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because? The ones I hang out with aren't especially religious, and they promote a healthier lifestyle than the friends I first made when I came to uni (I used to go out and binge drink constantly and do drugs every other week and pretty much failed all my exams), all my Muslim friends (I still have white friends as well) are getting 2.1s or 1sts and looking to get a good job, make money and live decent lives. All my white peers are more interested in being socialists who blame the rich for all their problems while they sit rolling up joints and surrounded by cans of beer at 2 in the afternoon.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

doctors hate him!

MPmaster
MPmaster

Because?
I think he was talking about the "getting stabbed in his sleep" part.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

OP, you seem like a level-headed, rational, successful, stand-up guy.

You should probably stay away from this board for your own sake.

Methshot
Methshot

Treat yourself. I'd go to a spa and fully relax, have an expensive meal and get a high end hooker in the end of the night.

TreeEater
TreeEater

From the sound of things, they are rich recent immigrants. Is my guess accurate?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You and your filthy Muslim friends should fuck off back to the Middle East where you belong.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have 200, 000 GBP in cash and currently a student in the UK. Go to a solid university, interested in a competitive career in the financial sector. Is it wise investing in education? Such as pursuing an MBA in the US, an expensive masters? Or are there more financially viable routes which can reflect a successful future..

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

where did you get 200 grand

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Can someone explain why it makes sense to pay off a student loan earlier - I don't know how it works in the US but here in the UK it's written off after so long. Plus, it gets deducted from your salary automatically if you make more than 21K.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Not especially rich. The rich ones live in London, but they are affluent yes.

Should but won't. In fact I think we're bringing more of our friends over user, maybe you can meet them? Doesn't matter your kids will going to school with their kids soon enough.

Oh what are you going to do? File an application for an airsoft gun from the gov't?

:^)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You study where I live, was gonna go there but went to queens Belfast instead cos i would have been bored studying where I grew up

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Mummy and daddy obviously. Doesn't need to be asked haha

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why would you go to the USA for an MBA? Do you hate your money?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why blow it quickly? For that money you could get a prostitute every week for the next 6 months.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Get to Fifth with me lad and buy a bottle of Ciroc, then to Hula for a few zombies in a coconut then off to Long Legs for some brass, safe mucker nice one

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

3k pounds plenty for week in Pattaya.

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