So I'm going for a very specific look, I want people to never be quite sure if i' a complete slob and pleb or a fashion god. i believe fashion should be subversive and transgressive so i'm looking to take pieces filled with taboo (leather trenchcoats, clunky sneakers) and make them cool.
It's kind of like later punk rock or the talking heads, i'm going for the ultimate anti-cool here. By mixing in luxury pieces i want to reference and deconstruct class relations.
The key to this look, both aesthetically and philosophically, is that nobody can ever be quite sure. They should always have some doubt either way. Because the look is not actually ironic or sincere, it just is, and so it can be both at once depending on how the viewer wishes to perceive it. I need pieces to genuinely throw people off and challenge people, so they can never be sure if i'm really a sperg or not.
Pretty sure this is the first thread i've actually laughed at on Veeky Forums.
Thanks OP
Stop with the fag marxist speak here though, the style speaks for itself.
Daniel Morales
i'm not joking, i've never been more serious about something in my entire life
Michael Hall
>post-ironic post about a post-ironic style btw have you considered JNCO?
Jeremiah Scott
where to cop those first two sweaters?
Isaac Phillips
First at target second on grailed
Caleb Foster
I salute your journey into cringecore
godspeed OP
Austin Price
I wouldn't wear it myself but I've got some thoughts on cuts. First, when it comes to your jeans and wearing bulkier shoes you need to make sure that the jeans are about an inch or two too long so that they bunch a bit at the bottom of the pant. It adds to the autism factor but I think that'll help blend the silhouette as well. You'll probably want the waistline to fit you ideally without having to use a belt, and then have an autismcore sweater (color scheme like pic related) either baggy over the waist line or tucked in and kind of poofing out.
I'd also avoid sweatpants in their entirety, it's too acceptable in contemporary society to just wear sweatpants. Certainly avoid anything in the accessories section of that picture as they are all too on the nose. Calculator watch might be acceptable.
Bentley Reed
Needs some retard tier zipbup hoodie
Charles Young
not a fan of jncos, but i've considered dredging up some of the baggy knock-offs sold at places like kmart in the early 2000s. i've also been thinking that a fishnet shirt, denim overalls, the brain damage hat, and those coke can glasses would be a dope fit.
>Certainly avoid anything in the accessories section of that picture as they are all too on the nose the helicopter hat is a step too far but i already ordered the glasses with the sports strap, the dinosaur wallet, and the cologne. thinking of copping a calculater watch in orange as a statement piece
Christian Brown
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Juan Hill
Sounds rad
Grayson Flores
i unironically would love some super-high wasted sweat or track pants, the silhouette would be completely novel and unique, kinda like pic related but with sweats
Samuel Ramirez
to be honest his shirt in this pic would be a grail
Owen Ortiz
>dressing like you don't care >caring
Tyler Jenkins
What’s the wallet?
Christopher Green
Funny in theory but literally the only way this would work irl is if you have model-tier facial aesthetics and height (and I don't mean 7/10 faggot teenagers that get called handsome in Veeky Forums's /soc/shitter threads). Otherwise people will just straight up think you're a fucking sperg no matter how clever and subversive you think you're being.
Julian Scott
this tbqhfyf
OP seems to forget that normies are pretty fucking retarded.
Mason Young
idk off the top of my head but its on end clothing i'm about 6'3 and am very skinny. cant speak about attractiveness bc that's subjective yeah but i'm not dressing for the normies. i want them to never be sure if i'm 'tarded or not, that's part of the aesthetic
Jack Harris
this is the best thread in ages. thank you for bringing Veeky Forums back on Veeky Forums. here, have some michael mummys
Cameron Gutierrez
the trouser selection here is terrible, way too in fashion right now, you gotta work on that maybe go for super gaudy 'rich arab' type washes, actual bell bottom jeans and full break baggy straight trousers in polyester blend materials for shoes I'd throw in square toed derbies, some leather shoes with too many panels in construction (prada could work) and chunky sneakers are way too in right now, maybe instead of rick mastopros get the vicious runners or better yet the zara rip offs, crocs wouldn't be bad call considering what denma did with balenciaga recently
Jonathan Jenkins
nah shit's gonna be big in 2 seasons or so, way too in to incorporate
Nolan Cruz
tbqh this spergcore could be the new thing after the death of palewave and lunarcore
I can really see it happen
Nathaniel Roberts
I can see this actually catching on in a few seasons, what in the flying fuck
Someone better screencap this for posterity
Landon Rogers
you might want to wear a neet backpack with this. something shit colored and stuffed full of nuts
John Allen
>you might want to wear a neet backpack with this fannypack m8 also get some mid calf cargo shorts, sperg as fuck
Carson Evans
rate my fit Veeky Forums
Luis Ward
>no zipoff cargo pants Get better taste
Benjamin Hall
but i'm not just talking any high waisted pant, i mean all the way up to the nips high waisted i should add baggy jean shorts to the infographic how did i forget cargos
also, what are everyones thoughts on lunch boxes? i'm thinking a yu-gi-oh one, or just something in primary colors, to use not for lunch but just as a casual bag for my wallet, candy, etc. I could sew it onto a black tactical cobra belt to make a fanny pack
Michael Ward
old graphic tees with faded out flaking graphics of local garages or obscure gaming cons oversized striped mexx dress shirts one size too small tees with tacky quotes a tshirt with a tuxedo screen print brown square-toe slip-on leather shoes extra bulky osiris skate shoes big batman belt buckle thin frame columbia glasses sporty early-00s black-to-silver-to-blue gradient plastic sunglasses a wallet that say bad mother fucker on it
godspeed
Jonathan Miller
chrischancore
Noah Powell
>the trouser selection here is terrible, way too in fashion right now, you gotta work on that i agree i need to mix it up a bit, the pants are the weakest category. but the outfits are not 100% sperg they're only 2/3 or 3/4 cringe-y stuff, with the remainder being high fashion pieces from luxury brands, just so nobody can ever be quite sure if i'm really autistic or a fashion god
crocs are a good suggestion, they're simultaneously trashy and retarded but also futuristic and forward-thinking, borderline techwear
Easton Bennett
also, for the interested:
>Like blood, sweat, sperm, saliva, Sécrétions Magnifiques is as real as an olfactory coitus that sends one into raptures, to the pinnacle of sensual pleasure, that extraordinary and unique moment when desire triumphs over reason. Masculine tenseness frees a rush of adrenalin in a cascade of high-pitched aldehydic notes. The sensation of freshness is gripping. Then the fragrance reveals a metallic side, precise and as sharp as unappeased desire. We are on a razor-edge… skin and sweat mingle, and tastes of musk and sandalwood. The slightly salt marine effect stirs, arouses, and sets your mouth watering. Tongues and sexes find one another, pleasure explodes and all goes wild. Confusion reigns supreme. A subversive, disturbing perfume. It’s love or hate at first sight.
what other scents would work? i'm thinking CdG Soda, or maybe Garage (does it have that mildew basement smell?)
Nathaniel Edwards
YSL Kouros, it literally just smells like piss. a search for "urine" on its fragrantica entry page has 150+ results.
Nicholas Cox
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Gavin Brown
you gotta get some really avant garde 800-2k designer shoes that look really autistic to normies
Cameron Edwards
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Aiden Evans
special needs for special kids
Ryder Sanchez
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Anthony Martin
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Jason Parker
turbo tier fedoracore 2k4 helmut edition
Isaiah Turner
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Jace Roberts
W2c slip ons
Christian Moore
I think a good female style bob works here in terms of haircuts
The Jeff Mangum, if you will
Joshua Torres
i NEED these
nah, i'm thinking a bleach blonde bowl cut
Nolan Williams
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Grayson Myers
please post pics once you're satisfied with your look
Logan Fisher
I think "fake" clothes would fit with all this quite well. Having streetwear blow up recently (supreme, bape, off-white and just instagram-core shit) means a lot more people know about brands like that, and pay more attention to how they dress then say five years ago.
rocking a $12 aliexpress supreme box logo tee that has the logo wayyy too fuckin big and it's not even the right font, while at the same trying to flex it, I think fits this perfectly. it shows that you know about "fashion" and "street style" but if anyone sees it they'll think you look fucking retarded.
Levi Taylor
no
Levi Peterson
not really up my ally. but the fake/knock off thing has some potential - some abibas sandals for instance
Landon Perry
already happening retard
Camden Morris
If you really want to do this shit, you could cop something like pic related for a more deconstructionist vibe. Also imo it looks less autistic then the majority of shit posted ITT.
Nicholas Baker
>Also imo it looks less autistic then the majority of shit posted ITT well autistic is the look i'm going for
Juan King
>the helicopter hat is a step too far >not getting a helicopter hat and then a mathematically precise bowl cut which ends exactly at the rim of the hat
Thomas Williams
you just described what's considered cool among the instagram generation cool kids it ain't sperg
Ryder Johnson
way too trendy and in right now this is on the right track but too good of a design I'd say the less popular raf sneakers would work really well
Benjamin Fisher
The trick is to not spend a shit load of cash on it, if people know how expensive something is then they will automatically associate with high-end. Just wear all the stuff that inspires Vetements.
Nolan Wilson
lol no its not. instagram kids are dumb as shit but none of them are wearing tuxedo t-shirts, columbia sunglasses, and square toed shoes
>2000-2010: haha guys I think I'm bipolar xD xD please give me attention >2010-2016: haha guys I'm so depressed and anxious xD xD please give me attention >2017-????: haha guys I think I have le autism xD xD please give me attention
Luke Edwards
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Cameron Young
fuck you OP that shark sweater is fabulous
Owen Perry
What are some good autismcore derivatives? I was thinking cybersperg
Technology and autism are practically inseparable, it would combine clothing worn by old school nerds with sci-fi movie characters. Think of it as a post-ironic juxtaposition of uncool fashion elements from the 80's/90's and avant-garde fashion elements of the future
Brody Baker
I legit think this will be the next big thing in fashion. god speed man
Robert Lewis
i'm only 24 and i just want to dress the fundamental way. wearing clothes all regular fit, wearing clothes in the way they're meant to be worn.
nvm just had to search by image, you all need to do that more
Robert Kelly
these are too normie, get out
Connor Robinson
lisping and constantly wiping my nose/10
David Allen
you would just look like a faggot
Daniel Rogers
looks nice. you are in the wrong thread
Leo Baker
I puked a little
Colton Martin
Autism jeans perplex me; where do autistic people acquire their denim?
I'm not talking about people who like video games and mumble a lot - not the aspies. Like, the ACTUAL autistic people who can barely speak and remember the entire scripts of sitcoms.
Their jeans are never conspicuously branded, and they're usually distressed so heavily that they look older than the wearer. Is it just hand-me-down or thrift stuff? I'm trying to cop some authentic autism jeans and get vaccinated so I can have autism
Eli Rogers
I think you're on to it. You could also buy them at cheap outlets.
Dominic Bailey
confirmed to never ever have read anything even remotely related to marxism
Camden Scott
It's like this: tisming makes you hate scratchy clothes. That means a new garment will always be worse than a worn-in one. That in turn means tard meltdown imminent at any attempt to make them change their pants, until the pair's just fucked beyond belief so you put up with the meltdown. In short: what you're seeing is the result of wearing one pair of jeans for 500 consecutive days.
Eli Edwards
Wranglers from Walmart should be a good start
Henry Moore
This, Wrangler's light blue fade, regular fit.
Julian Martin
it already is. balenciaga, gucci, vetements are already doing the "i look like i went blindfold shopping at a thrift store but my outfit costs $5k" look
why do you want people to question your sanity/taste, OP?
Noah Walker
>DERELICTE is now real
Christopher Nguyen
fuck off ljubljana fag, i bet u study architecture
William Thomas
DERELICTE was (I read) based on Galliano's work at Dior, and Margiela was doing found-object stuff for years prior Galliano is now coincidentally lead designer at Margiela
Carter Collins
heelies soap shoes crocs (with added crocclips)
flame shirts wallet chain
Christian Carter
>flame shirts >wallet chain this isn't guy fieri core, too cliche
>why do you want people to question your sanity/taste, OP? everyone is cool nowadays, everyone is trendy, everyone is so concerned about appealing to some niche group. fashion has always been about emulation - the lumberjack guys aren't actually chopping trees. the techwear guys aren't going out in extreme weather where their clothes would make sense. i want to draw attention to this emulation, and play with that concept by blurring the line until nobody can be quite sure if i'm the real deal or the fashionable emulation. it is self-deprecating that's part of the philosophy behind the look
Cooper Roberts
i had a sperg ass yugioh gameboy bag back in the day, brought it everywhere with me >.> i guess i was 11 so i could get away with it
Thomas King
w2c shark sweater
Juan Ortiz
forget the brand, but its on end clothing nice digits
Jack Torres
if the gay agenda continues this will be one of the trends in the future, but you might just get too old to pull it off :(
Matthew Wilson
Saint Laurent. Seen it at Grailed for around 450-500.
Angel Wright
I've got the t shirt version of this but pretty much never wear it since I don't really know what to style it with.
Jaxon Russell
they're still wearing what their mom bought them
Jaxon Stewart
thanks
Adam Lee
*sniff*
Joshua Perez
You can't force fashion you just got to feel it, let the clothes flow over you
