i always get angry when i read shit like that
people spouting shit that you have no way to verify also generally their personal opinion and their fucking hobbies.
meh...
i like people who merely state the facts and can handle themselves at the interview.
>Hamster wheel
Boomers need to die horrible deaths in their old age. They got to walk off with a liberal arts degree and got a company car when they were done. Meanwhile we get STEM and technical masters, multiple internships, and told to fuck off so they can skim someone from China or India who fits their bullshit HR laundry list.
You've never done a part time job or a job before uni you can big up? I worked at a petrol station for a few years after college but before uni, supervised one person on the night shifts, but my cv says I was the night manager of a very busy petrol station (it wasn't even open to customers at night) and how this shows management experience ect ect
Lie, probably
Not kidding, people have become CEOs before with fraudulent college degrees and work experience.
Pictures of your cock.
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FAKE
YOUR
WORK
EXPERIENCE
I graduated college at a super young age. Even though I was a teenager with a college degree, nobody would hire me because I had no professional work history. And once I got out of college, I couldn't take any internships anymore either, and I certainly couldn't join any clubs, so I was fucked and ended up having to copy paperwork for $13/hr while smug cunts who took six years to finish their degrees with a 2.2 GPA were landing management-track positions with Fortune 500 companies.
I did that for two years before I got fed up with it and decided to turn every single thing on my resume into complete and utter horseshit that made me look like the Second Coming of Christ. And now I have a very nice and cushy position because my employers were too stupid to dig into my references, but I know it's not as good as it could have been if I had just lied during that last year of college and the summer after it when I still had access to campus recruiting and qualified for positions for recent graduates.
LIE. LIE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. BECAUSE IT DOES.
>Responsible, mature, sociable personality.
>Fast, imaginative, good decision skills,
>Great linguistic skills. Can work in a team and coordinate a team.
>Want to advance the ladder of the company.
Into the trash it goes.
for the cucks who say lie:
anyone who worked at a field and you didn't gives you two three questions and your lie is a bust it will turn out you absolutely have no personal experience with what you are talking about.
I included some projects I've done at college and maybe the things you specialized in as well
>Great linguistic skills
How would you set up a markov chain to identify the precursors that are lead to our servers overloading?
here's a pen. you have 15 minutes. :)