so my wife divorced me a few months back and I have to see her in court next month
it's been a while and I want to "dress to impress" by rocking up looking something like this
i want her to start asking questions, trying to figure out like I look like a rock star
can you post some sample outfits that I could actually pull off without looking autistic?
>show up to divorce proceedings dressed like a rockstar in a pathetic attempt to win ex back
>Ex demands more in alimony because clearly you're doing well enough to dress like a rockstar
meant to go to /diy/, but hit Veeky Forums by accident. how about you find your balls and stop being a little bitch. bring a young hottie to the hearing.
fucking faggot.
it's more to laugh at the looks of confusion. honestly it's all i have left.
what have i done kid? i bet she's gonna overdress and bring her boyfriend, get him to dress nicely too.
>what have i done kid?
what you have done is worry about impressing some bitch you're through with.
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we're getting back together i tell you
You're pathetic, no wonder she left you.
i accidentally cheated on her not my fault
Lmao
wooppp
>she's gonna overdress and bring her boyfriend, get him to dress nicely too.
PRAY for that. It'll give you an edge in the eyes of the court. Why fuck it up? Shit, I request a visit from the magical normcore fairy every time I gotta show up in a courtroom.
Like, I have a specific pair of boring AF outfits. I've been in legal disputes with people wearing half of Bergdorf, toting a 4000 dollar bag, while I'm in clean, fitted dark jeans and a deathly boring sweater.
In that situation, the other side looks like a fucking asshole intent on harassing or taking advantage of an average joe. After I win the motion for dismissal and get my legal fees paid by the opposition, I go home and change into the a mortgage payment. Simple.
are you that Mexican user
idk but that pic looks so dated...
just wear what fits your body and don't worry, and smile and sure thing you'll find another gf and your kid will be happy
oh fo shizzle my niglet try this on for size
Just use a regular well tailored suit that fits you well. If you show up on court dressed like a rapper it will just be kinda ridiculous, if you wanna dress to impress you can't look desperate. The secret for looking cool is to not try hard. Just look the best you can given the adequate occasion.
>it's been a while and I want to "dress to impress" by rocking up looking something like this
>i want her to start asking questions, trying to figure out like I look like a rock star
Your wife divorced you because you have feminine impulses and her instincts are telling her she needs a real man to protect her and father her children.
lmfao is that virgil on the far right
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You want her to ask questions right?
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might aswell hire a superhot escort to wait for you outside the courtroom
>everytime i have to go to court
uhhhhh this is a common occurance for you?
dress as cheap as possible and bring a lunchbox with last nights food.
it's common for Americans to go to the courthouse several times a year
>idk but that pic looks so dated...
because it's full of styles that are incredibly dated already
thats weird i was watching the Fish Sticks episode last night, they got this suprisingly right lol
uh why??
the pic is from almost 10 years ago
jury duty
so user worries about getting dressed up multiple times a year for jury duty?
yeah sounds like bullshit mate
go as second from left my guy
No its not you druggy fuck.
this is the first time i notice virgil is in this pic
You def gotta rock that leprechaun look, with the spandex leopard print action going on. After all, you do want her to start asking questions, right?
seems really pathetic that you just couldnt settle these things with someone you married without legal involvement.