dubs picks the name of my financial services company
Dubs picks the name of my financial services company
GAS THE KIKES
Jew Consulting - If you're a goy, fuck off!
Big Dick's Money Fix.
Rothschild Consulting Services, LLC
Professional Veeky Forumsnessmen consulting
Who's this semen demon?
Double ur bank inc
"oy vey give me your shekels LLC"
BlackCock Financial Services
Dub, Dubbs, & Dubya, Inc'
Currently Under Indictment, LLC
Not Kosher PLLC.
'Art Vandelay Industries'
Or 'Seinfeld & Costanza, Inc'
Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, LLC
I was about to suggest King Kike.
You'll be first in business listings.
WE GOT A WINNER
Your MOM, LLC
That might actually work.
'we're stricter than your mom!'
'low on cash? Budget out of control? Time to call Your Mom!'
Any company starting with a number would be before you. 123 inc etc
Fucking hell, I posted that as a joke and was gonna give you some good ones, too.
Oh well, good luck with that.
It's guaranteed publicity, and remember what Gary Vaynerchuk said - 'it doesn't matter how a conversation with a prospect starts'
Caller - 'you Nazi fuck!'
You - 'calm down, dear, it's just a company name, what we are trying to say is, Hitler did nothing wrong, financially.
He reversed hyperinflation and rescued the German economy. Did you know he was named man of the year by Time Magazine in 1936?, etc'
Base all advertising with a Hitler meme and him saying or doing smart financial moves, or text advice.
'remember, always save at least a 3 month emergency fund, before anything else, you decadent swines!'
that's actually bretty good
Lmao this is really good
Israeli financial services gmbh
Cox Zucker Capital
i bet you could go to a butcher and sell him salad,
What else would you sell to a butcher?
Meat? He has all the meat he could ever want, but he doesn't have any salad
Of course he is going to buy the fucking salad to balance his diet
i bet you could sell me kneepads so i could suck your dick for free whilst buying all the meat the butcher has and selling him for the double price
Check em... we have a winner
OP, I'm still waiting to see this company?
This is better.
Chucklefuccboi Financial Services
That's... actually a pretty impressive sell, considering what you're selling.