Measure waist at 32 inches

>measure waist at 32 inches
>grab jeans and chinos waist size 32
>fits like pic related
Why?

Vanity Sizing.
A size 32 jean may actually be 34-35 inches at waist.

How'd you get that scar?

The fuck. How am I supposed to order pants online then?

Pectus surgery. Got another one on the other side.

Two possibilities
Awful jeans designed to hang round your ass
You measured your waist wrong.
I'm roughly 31/32 and some brands are always oversized

See the size of pants that you own that fit you well, buy in similar sizes, return if necessary. Or buy vintage/military surplus stuff where they just measure the pants and tell you the actual dimensions.

This. Cheaper pants have wider margins for sizing error, on top of vanity sizing. If you're seeing this problem with nicer purchases, it's purely vanity sizing.

I've had times where I'm a 29 to a 32 depending on the brand.

Is there an opposite of vanity sizing?

I measured my chest for online clothing, and got 100 at most, but sweaters that are 104-109 are still a little tight. I'm measuring around my last, widest part of chest. Am I just shopping wrong?

>You measured your waist wrong.
May be. Where exactly am I supposed to measure my waist at?

The pants that fit me well are tailored...

Rambo waist would be 32 at most, while weighing 180-190 lbs

That bulge tho

thanks but it's just a medium sized cock on a manlet body ( 5'10 )

i'm an awkward size (30W 37L) and a tailor told me that 90% of jean waist sizing is wrong, and he proved it to me in the store, i had 3 30w jeans and he measured the waist of all of them and they were all over the place

pants size != waist unless they specifically state that they sit at the waist
the waist size usually includes at least 1.5" extra of ease for a person to enter

I'd do you tho

owo whats this

We're not talking about reasonable wiggle room here.

They don't even sit at your waist. So go figure where they pull out those sizes

>the waist size usually includes at least 1.5" extra of ease for a person to enter
You are supposed to open the fly before putting them on

Just over your navel

those are some wide hips boy

Get a tailor to measure you and order the pants based on the dimensions of the pant for what fits. SSENSE and MrPorter tells you the exact waist dimension for example

oh no. are those nipple tuck scars? FTM

Hey I remember you trying to get jeans a few weeks ago. When is your first tattoo removal session scheduled?

It's just because he isn't fat like you. Take a look at basic human anatomy

W2c high rise jeans ???