Just got a job as a valet at a strip club and am wondering what am I in for?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'll be working all the major night shifts.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Your in for strippers coming outside on their smoke breaks and talking to you while you getting paid my nigga

Supergrass
Supergrass

you are in for parking cars for lonely men. what city are you in?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sounds like an opportunity, you'll meet a lot of people.

Sell drugs as a side business, don't get caught.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Keep your head down and do your job. Never flirt with the strippers. Just listen to their stupid shit if they want to rant.

You are gonna see some shit. Keep your mouth shut and do your job, and you'll make cash and possibly get laid too.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

OP make sure you learn how to drive a stick shift.

FastChef
FastChef

You lucky man.

If I ever have an American Beauty - Kevin Spacey moment, that would be the job I would do.

askme
askme

Getting your dick sucked every night you lucky fucker. Remember to stock up on coke and ice.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Don't date a stripper.Don't date a stripper. DO NOT DATE A STRIPPER.
Don't be stupid and just stick to doing your job.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss. Just don't ever get involved with anyone you work with. Shit is just not worth it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

date
Naw.

fuck
Yes. Just make sure to use protection. A lot of strippers are also escorts.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Underrated post. This is actually fantastic advice for any job (just replace strippers with co-workers).

Techpill
Techpill

How the fuck did you get the job?

Skullbone
Skullbone

His mom had a connection

girlDog
girlDog

How the fuck did you get the job?
Only on Veeky Forums are people stupid enough to think this is a good job. They pay is going to be shit, the tips are going to be small, and your hourly take home is going to be shit. Plus you'll be blamed for every scratch, ding, and scrape on a car ... even when you didn't do it. Oh, and don't stand up for yourself in any dispute with a customer because you'll be fired. Hell, you'll be fired anyway because you're doing a monkey's job.

This is one-half tier above gas station attendant and car wash attendant. About the same as cab driver, but probably worse. Immigrant tier, in other words.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

HEY OH

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You will meet a lot of people who have cash to splash, or are just lonely.

Try and be talkative and get some connections never know if a guy will give you a better job.

Booteefool
Booteefool

a guy will give you a better job

be employer with great job opportunity for right candidate
hire any of thousands of unemployed college grads or jobless MBAs?
nope, hire guy who parked my car at the titty bar
mfw

5mileys
5mileys

ooooooooooo

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This. I was working as a valet and sold drugs during my shifts. Ended up making around 120k/yr. This was in Vegas like 4 years ago btw.

Methnerd
Methnerd

How old are you?

idontknow
idontknow

Best advice you'll get here.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

is it at least a high end strip club? if it isnt sounds like youre gonna be driving a lot of neck beard shit boxes

Emberfire
Emberfire

mfw I am a valet at a prestigious country club
any job i want 300k starting

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Aren't the valets the guys who pat down strippers and visitors for guns and drugs?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

thats the bouncers/security

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

REKT

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

OP will have plenty of time to learn using customer's clutches.

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