Sup Veeky Forums...

Sup Veeky Forums, I've been donating my plasma on my days off of work and as a result I've been making about $65-100 a week. Are there any other ways similar to plasma donations to make a little bit of side cash? What other bodily parts and functions can I make a profit off of?

If you're white then your sperm is quite valuable in places like China.

No such thing as a free lunch. Now you must spend more on food.

How do sperm donations work? Do I jack off in the doctor's office or what? Also I live in America, how do I ship my sperm to China?

They will also shorten their lifespan.

Usually you need to be a valuable specimen to get paid for your loads.

I have pretty good genes. I'm white, 6ft, black hair, in university etc. The only thing is I'm unsure of is my family's medical history. A few of them are diabetics.

That is weird, you can get a minimum €180-€290 here for plasma donation. OP is getting cucked.

Where?

*citation needed*