What are the most Veeky Forums measurements for a girl?

agreed

5'4" and I'm 112 lbs

Close to awesome.

Kind of fat. My gf is the same size and she looks puffy whenever she is over 100 pounds

Depends on muscle development and hips/breast size

wait isn't this godlike?

I weight the same and I'm 5'11 lmao fat ass

you need to eat

I do, just got a fast metabolism

Plus the tits and hips of a 10 year old boy

eat more

I'm a bloke.

Barely

I'm 5'7" and 31, 28, 33 (from chest thorough waist to hips)
And I really that horribly shapeless?

You need to eat.

post pic

Why would I? I mean, I already posted measurements, I'm 115lbs also

I can't fap to measurements, lass

Google cute girls and you will have a way better fap material

But I won't find a cute girl I've talked with

Well I am not cute, dear user

Haha I bet you're selling yourself short.

Are you free Saturday night?

fuck i'm cringing

>selling yourself short
I'm not sure what it means

>Saturday night
I am and I'm going to sleep then

It means you're not giving yourself full credit where it is deserved.

Oh ok me too

That’s a big one...

Nah, I am unironically ugly. I look similar to pic related

42-22-36

Would shag.

LOL cope harder

You got low standards sir

This shit is even better than "big bones" kek

She's fatter than you. That alone makes you more atractive.

Jesus user, get a grip

A little but I just won't lie to myself, when it comes to looks I'm not a catch

by the way, isn't me ( ) i know i'm fat and i'm trying to get down to 95lbs by march. i think someone wanted to defend me while i was in class or something, but there's no need to defend a lardpig

>ITT: anonette underestimates the thirst
Rule #1: The thirst is real.

I knew a site like this had to exist. I did it for me and it was fairly accurate

Fishing for compliments is unseemly

Please link it

bodyvisualizer.com/

i'm not tho. lol the lardpig thing was my exbf's nickname for me. anyway to get back on topic, what kind of measurements should i be aiming for? like 30", 20", 32"? i don't think i could get my hips under 30" desu

Bless you, user

>looked up how I look like
Now I want to die even more

nice, you even ordered them correctly

>what kind of measurements should i be aiming for? like 30", 20", 32"? i don't think i could get my hips under 30" desu
Nah, slim hips isn't good in a woman unless you want to appeal to gay fashion designers. As slim a waist as possible while the hips are wide as fuark is the best. Big tits is also better.

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can I suck ur toes?

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post a pic pls

Nope

I'm 33-22.5-35 and 5'2", trying to get down to a 22 inch waist tho.

i hate being this short

I'm 5'7" and I would love to be that short instead

Just gotta grow

Why not just do a color block through the eyes or something so people can't recognize you? It would make my day.

I won't because my boyfriend and his friends go here

Short is better in women

Shirt is good as 5'4"-5'7", above it they are tall and below it they are too short

I hate when people say this. If you're tall all you have to do is starve yourself and you can look graceful or even go into modelling. guys aren't attracted to me anyway so it doesn't really matter what they like

Sure it's not because you are actually a dude larping as a women.

I am too short to go into modelling. Also I want to be cute, to have pretty clothes and not to look like half backed man who didn't get chromosome Y

work out. shorter girls respond better to training. you could get a nice big booty out of it.

If you say so. I don't feel the need to prove you that I'm not. It was proving it too many times on this board alone to care any longer

Whatever you say Steven.

That's not a nice name, call me Marian if you are at it

obviously not actual big-name modelling, but I'm sure that with the right body type you could get a few small gigs.

I do work out, but I hate hate hate the "thicc" aesthetic. I don't want to have a vulgar body.

But that's a female name...

Become a jfashion whore instead

I don't think I can, I have a really petite body. B tits, small and round butt, gently curved but not anyhow close to thick hips

>thicc = vulgar
Only if you're already a slut.

Here it's a male name. Well, then call me Vladimir (not from Putin, just I like this name)

Alright Steven. Boipussy pics pls?

I knew a girl who pretty much matched that description back when I was in high school. She did small time modeling for clothes catalogues and I think she was in Girl's Life a few times.

that's what you need for modeling

Either way, i'm more into androgyny than being hyper-feminine

Nope

Is that because you have a hairy ass?

Welp, that's really cool, makes me feel better about myself. Still, I am not pretty so I couldn't get into modeling. I'm going to sleep now, goodnight.

No, I shave, also I'm not a slut to show my nudes anyone but my boyfriend. Goodnight, user.

Goodnight Steven, see you in the trap threads on /b/.

>If you're tall all you have to do is starve yourself and you can look graceful
Oh wow yay the ethereal look, how splendid, maybe I can get a gay man aroused AND ALL I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT is to contract anorexia

Forgive me if I don't puke like a bulimic from sheer joy at the thought

stop being a sourpuss!

Tall girls...

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stop it fa ur making me real horni ;))))

Wow this is scary accurate. Pretty dope. Thanks.

Black dress in hard cope mode.

hOLy HELL DAMN she TICK

We actually so get females here. They're pretty well contained to thinspo though.

I'm fucking dead. 39" inseam? 20 hrs a week exercise? Those bow legs. Fucking kek.