Sup faggots, I am Veeky Forums as fuck and look good in anything and everything I wear...

Sup faggots, I am Veeky Forums as fuck and look good in anything and everything I wear. You scrawny fuckboys have nothing on me.

Pic related: me in Tokyo

I'm also 18 years old, have a girlfriend I think, and entering university as a freshman. I am rich, I drive an Audi, and my life is way better than yours.

>have a girlfriend I think
beta, your life is shit

I’d need an oxygen tank to climb a widow’s peak that fucking high

Hey man, it's complicated. I'm more attractive and fit than you, so fuck off.

Cool have fun

Isn't OP just balding? I don't think that's a widow's peak, pretty sure that's massive fucking recession lmao

i've still got all my hair

>When the old guy to your left has a better hairline than you.

What the fuck are you guys talking about? I still have my hair too?

Go back to Veeky Forums lil dumblin baby everything'll be just fine

this is bait, but that guy has a terrible outfit on

Get a look at Dracula's hairline

yea ze shirt is black and ze shorts are navy dizguzting

and ze bracelets

and ze shoes

and ze deepthroating a can

it's being eclipsed by your fivehead. my kid sister has some of those bracelets too.

I am NOT balding. Shut the fuck up.

its the shoes that are a complete disaster for that outfit

ah yes but mixing navy with black is one of my biggest fashion peeves

that is a SOLID recession

I know this is bait, but most designers don't design for bulky fit bodies. Yeah, some do, like Versace or Bikkembergs, but that stuff is usually pretty trashy.

Get your b8 right, OP. Being Veeky Forums isn't for looking good in clothes, it's for looking good naked or pretending you're a cartoon superhero.

your friend on the far right has a widow's peak. You, on the other hand, are balding.

No it's not, retard. You ever heard of mature hairlines? I am not receding or balding or whatever the fuck.

>Veeky Forums as fuck

>receding hairline
>giving a blowjob to a can
>a Boss Rainbow can
Today OP truly was a faggot

i'm 21, rich, confirmed girlfriend, have a better face and hairline and body than you AND i'm not an ass about it. plus you dress like shit. what uni you going to fukbwoi, boise state?

>mature hairlines

>Thinks he's superior
>Takes obvious b8.

Now (You) me with some of that sweet cope.

Damn, that's by my house.

>Veeky Forums as fuck

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Literal definition of man child

If you are that asian guy to the left I gotta admit you look kind of cool

>NW3 balding
>gay shirt
>sucking can like cock
>sad eyes
>tiny girl ears
>bracelets
maybe reincarnation will give you a better chance in your next life

COPE
O
P
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zaddy about to give him two in the stink

>he thinks he looks even remotely Veeky Forums

>NO IM NOT IM STILL ATTRACTIVE
>Easily the ugliest one of the group

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Pepperdine
I lift four times a week.
I am 18.
Fuck off. I am very attractive.

OP, you are the biggest faggot I've seen on the internet all week

Guys you know this is bait right ? You are aware that this guy is posting a picture of some of his friends to see him get roasted right ?

That was my thought too and I don't think they realize it.

I feel like this place has gotten a little naive, a while back this thread would have gotten maybe 3 replies, 2 of which would have been "fuck off, not your personal army."

And? Most people can probably tell
Doesn't make it not mildly entertaining to throw out a few roasts

>Fuck off. I am very attractive.
>I'm very attractive, I need to go tell everyone on Veeky Forums about it. I really am!!!

>I lift four times a week
>claims to be Veeky Forums

>that bulge on the dad

it's been like this forever man. some people rip on OP then a few anons point out it's probably fake and then the thread slowly dies