So I have a very common first and last name and would like to take on a nickname for business purposes for it to be...

So I have a very common first and last name and would like to take on a nickname for business purposes for it to be more memorable.

How do I pick one?

>nickname
>business purposes
Dude, why not try to finish school first then worry about trying to make it.

Take a numbers from you pay stub. Or social security number. Then encode it in base64.

My name would be. NWRydGRyd2U2NTY1NA==aaaaahelpmee

Just change ya name you stupid fool.

My name can pass as Jewish or Arabic but I look white so I am very flexible.

Call me TmljZSB0cnkgZmFnZ290

>buy ouija board
>ask Satan
>???????
>profit

just go with "cuck"

I would actually recommend
>McCuck
just to be a bit more unique

Forty Fs.

Just go with a powerful name no one will forget.

Valdus Clinton

Ragnar Trump

Lorcan Magnar

Ballard Harding

>Bruce Wayne

Give mints to everyone at work, then you'll be known with a mint nickname.

> Mint Matthew
> Mint Mikey
> Mint Mark

>you'll be known with a mint nickname
yeah, but only if your name starts with m.
otherwise, you'll end up with something lame, like "doublemint dave"

Just go with Ryan Kennedy. The associations built up in everyone's mind around these two are far too strong to ignore. It will literally be 50% of your success. Now tip me eth for doing the hard work for you.

nice try

I did this, ended up going with Jett Steel. Everyone still calls me Sheldon tho. Fucking Big Bang Theory...

T-bone.

All shit.

Super shitty names

who's that wumun?

BEZOOPLIS

>goals
I take spearmint to work every day and my name is Steve.

Holding out for my nickname to become Steve the mint guy

>my name is Steve
Your name is not Steve.

This is why you don't wear tight dresses if you have stomach fat. Disgusting.

>not enjoying a chameleon-like name that makes you untraceable

It's like the Jews who bear the name Cohen, senpai