Cigarettes are Cool and Fashionable

You will never look cool if you dont smoke Cigarettes

Losers, go ahead and post your "smoking is degeneracy" and "cancer isnt Veeky Forums" posts

>when a pretty ol nice gal pulls out a pack of cigarettes

best turn on

But my parents, teachers, and the media said that smoking isn't cool! There's nothing cooler than parroting what authority tells you to believe!

yes

means she breathes harder during sex right?

Enjoy your bronchitis, soyboy fags. Post Malone is 22yrs old and looks 35 with his excessive smoking. Not even thots like guys that smell like absolute shit.

>soyboy fags
Smoking literally raises testosterone, you fucking brainlet. But, hey, keep mindlessly parroting words without understanding what you're saying like the drone that you are. Maybe get out of the house once in a while and you'll realize how many thots smoke themselves.

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING OF THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM: “HELLO, BOY. IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.”

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND TOLD HIM: “YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.”

FOR SUBSEQUENT DECADES, THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY, AND WHEN HE WAS AN OLD ADULT, HE FELL ILL: ROT HAD SPREAD THROUGH HIS VISCERA, HIS SKIN HAD SHRIVELED DUE TO EXSICCATION; AFTER MANY DAYS OF SUFFERING, THE FORMER BOY DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE: “FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…”

TO THIS POST IS ATTACHED AN IMAGE SHOWCASING THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

>wanting the attention of loser thots that dont smoke cigs

hahahhahaha

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What's your favorite band?

COPD is very rare and only affects the heaviest of smokers. Two actual doctors told me this.

I know several people who have it, almost just as many people I know who have/had cancer

Beach House

Cool anecdotal story. Now let me tell you mine: My mom's side of the family is filled with smokers. My father's isn't. Guess which side of the older generation is dying younger and getting more diseases? Trick question: neither of them. The smokers are doing just as well as the non-smokers, and, in some cases, better.

U still smell bad

you are still an irritable corn that smells bad

Literally nobody has ever complained about how I smell since I practice proper hygiene (look it up), and I've never had any problems with women, so your opinion of how I smell is irrelevant.

Just don't smoke with minors

Is it just me or is it smelly in here?

Why would I hang around minors outside of the high schoolers on Veeky Forums?

I just often see people smoke around minors and encourage them to start smoking, like cousins and neighbours with an age gap

only cool drug is H

I've never seen that myself, but I don't even give cigarettes to minors who try to bum them and I don't smoke around people. I find an isolated spot to smoke where people who don't want to be exposed to it can avoid me when in public.

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
>I have a massive fucking beard
Evidently, you are.

is this a pasta?

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>studying for a PhD in Math
found the shitter who isn't actually doing research in mathematics

the mutations have gone too far

>not knowing the legendary PhD in math Veeky Forums maymay

>PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary
That's a weird way of saying "I'm going to be a broke postdoc for most of my career."

newfags

Just you. Take a shower once in a while.

>started smoking a few months ago with m. reds
>can't get hard anymore
im sure there's more to it than the cigs but is there any connection there at all? i have depression and spend all day on the internet, im kind of out of shape as well.

yes

Who actually cares if you smoke or not, smoking is a choice. If someone smokes, it shouldn't bother you if they die in their 70s, they've probably lived their life to the fullest by that time anyway. Don't let what someone else does affect you, and depending on the brand they smoke, smokers don't always smell horrible

Doing something to appear cool is the exact opposite of cool. Just do what feels good and things flow naturally stop over thinking it. Smoke if you want don't smoke if you dont want too. Either way does it real matter in the end?

>just bee urself LMAO
yeah no. girls get wet when a man smokes, it's cool. they won't directly say it but its true.

>smell like shit
>face mouth and clothes rot off

>cigs literally kill you
lose the tinfoil hat buddy, turn off the tv once in a while goy

good taste user

as a 22yo smoker of 10yrs who now has nicotine stains on his and skin and teeth i disagree desu... giving up after this packet.

I wish didnt smoke. Ive quit before for extended periods so it can be done. Welbutrin helps.

The thing is, having a nicotine addiction, and meeting that need so easily and legally is incredibly satisfying.

If I could only have only one drug including alcohol, I would choose nicotine. And that is the reason why I wish I never started smoking in the first place.

The need persists long after you have quit.

No. Smoking is only cool if you're actually depressed, fucked up in life and don't dress like a normie. Don't be a poser.

I see your point but that’s not really what hypocrite means.

Just get a fucking Juul gramps

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I mean, if you don't smoke why start? But honestly as a smoker I love when I find out that someone else is too.I used to smoke weed and I think the same goes for that. If you have an addiction you generally like the same people with the same addiction.

Husky voiced girls are primo

then get your ass out of the house be more active and go see a doc if you arent memeing

weed isnt an addiction tho...

nice user

im not meming
just got back into the gym tho
i think its just the constant porn and masturbation mostly

>PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting
*nods respectfully in you're direction*

smoking sijjarettes is GOTH AF

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I don't smoke and I have no problems getting women at all. If you smoke simply to look cool or get pussy you are doing the exact opposite of what you should do.

It is...Stoners are just in denial.