What is my body type and how do i dress for it

My dick is a little over 5 in and I've fucked perfect 10/10s. There is hope.

dicklets don't deserve them

are you people blind? this girl is a whale . her thighs are the size of tree trunks

you have nice hair

thick thighs save lives

unironically this

>this girl
>whale
user ive got the perfect girl for you

>everyone focuses on the body type question
>no one answers the “how do i dress for it” question

this, get cumdumped and raise some healthy babies

nigga you gay

if your chick has titties less than a c cup she ain't a real woman

You're a kid from the suburbs with both parents present in his life. Stop talking like that.

19 replies and all of them are about sex and not helping OP with clothes. It's suppose to be funny but it's more pathetic than anything.

make me faggot

my gf has ddds

skirts are good for this body type. any thing that accentuates you're hourglass/curves is dope.

obi belts are classy as fuck for this body type, see 90s margiela for inspo.

thanks! im pretty large chested though so when my skirt sits at my waist i worry that my breasts look too big

Potent large-dicked male here

This is a good fetish

post the webm

GF has similar body type and she looks good in skirts with a fitted tshirt tucked in

reply if you're a virgin

how to dress for it: anythg that accentuaes your upper half, and disguises / hides your lower half, like what you are doing in pic. loose dresses , skirts. def not skinny jeans or yoga pants or ppl will point and laugh

you can balance that by wearing pants that flare, culottes are good.

If your titties ain't a B, you a nigga to me

thats really nice looking ill have to get some pants like that thank you!!

Woman detected

Just jelq it up bruv

ENDOMORPHIC.

AVOID ANYTHING WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES, SKIRTS/DRESSES LONGER THAN KNEEHEIGHT, TOPS WITH TALL NECKS, AND BOOTS TALLER THAN ANKLEHEIGHT.

ALSO, AVOID WIDE BOTTOMS, THEREFORE, AVOID THESE PANTS:

he has returned, where is your arab trip

Inferior male on the left
Superior, potent, virile male on the right

you dont need to be Veeky Forums. I can tell you look fantastic naked and that's what men only care about

Thicc

>>>/thinspo/

you are completely right but remember that the average /fa user is either still in high school or a nigger

MIAMI
I
A
M
I

>It's suppose to be funny
bitch ur retarded yet trying to look down on others
foh

Hey baby queen, Veeky Forums here. I mostly browse this hellhole for perfume help, but your pic caught my eye. You could try Sundresses, romper, and turtlenecks. You could potentially wear anything for your body type congrats. Show off those thighs

GAZA
A
Z
A

go back to your trap threads

C'mon over to my place babe and you won't have to dress any which way.

itt virgins who watch too much porn

you don't even know how to turn girls on psychologically and be dominant in bed

10/10 WOULD BREED TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE

Joder vaya pedazo de culo tienes que tener, hija de la gran puta

Finish your bathroom.

Don't
Her flattering puss creeps the shit outta me.

callase la verga pendejo

remove cloth

Janitor style to fit the background.

If I were female with nice boobs like you I'd just wear low cut tanktops with push up bra and let beta orbiters do everything for me all day long.

I agree with you but we have to stay in our thinspo thread. Us sticcs have lost the war, thicc rules these lands... for now.

Its all about being attractive physically, dick size isn't that important if you're good at fucking and can make them love you psychologically

Jajjajajajajjajajjxmkidkkdkkxkckci

You look very much like a girl I know, her name is Helena. You are both very pretty. I suggest what has already been said, accentuate your hourglass shape with big high belts and possibly broad pants and shirts.

Your eye color is very beautiful, dark colors that contrast with your skin and rhyme with your eyes will look nice. Dark brown, dark deep red, navy blue etc.

Open bobs

Stop these dicklet lies it’s a scientific fact women only start feeling penises starting at around 14 inch and the perfect length is about 22 inches.

I wish girls would talk to me.

Hi :3

pfffft those facts are from 20 years ago girls nowadays only feel it if you fit your entire head in their vagina

SANTIAGO
A
N
T
I
A
G
O

average/curvy/muscular/thick
mesomorphic/endomorphic
look like you eat alot of protein, probably eat steak

you look like you are at max capacity before being fat, any drop in exercise (cetus perebus), and you will become fat

but you aren't pure endomorph, you are more muscular

you have a natural strong thicker muscular body, but not soft, doesn't retain fat as easily as a pure endomorph.

iow, you are not skinny, not lean, not ectomorph, not agile

you are more powerful, and "all-round" useful mechanically

in horse terms you are a
Cold/Warm Blood hybrid

Coldbloods - Larger, gentle horses for working or hauling.

Hotbloods - Swift, fast horses used for racing and speed.

Warmbloods - Great breed for equestrian sports and competitions

it's ceteris paribus not cetus perebus

body type is please be my gf
you can wear whatever you want

you look exactly like my ex before we broke up and she got fat
i want to die

dw friendo, we're all internally pleading for death here

saw my ex posted in an inspo thread about a week ago

life is pain and life is suffering

Higher waist lines also give you a much better silhouette; if you're worried about your bust being too prominent

What the fuck

full rick

Literally the most perfect body shape. Take pride in knowing that you are one of very few perfect 10s

Your body type is perfect for porn.

Post insta

Congrats you have the hour glass figure which gives you a nice advantage over most other women -for better and for worse.Anything that works accentuates that will work.

For now though you are luckily to have the right body and age to be able to make most clothes work unless you are trying to dress for a specific group of people.

[spoiler]Its an unpleasant truth but a nice face and good body vastly outweigh the impact of good clothes - however relying on that alone will shoot you in your foot[/spoiler]

its no wonder no girls will talk to you user

IMGAY
M
G
A
Y

dont fret user my dicks just barely over 7 maybe 7.5 and i have a hot gf

:(

Without perving, we can't tell too much with just a front shot. If you could add a profile you might get better responses on your style.

As for right now, that's a great dress for you. Some other here said skirts are nice, and I'd agree a lot. If your hip/waist ratio is big enough, you could try high waisted shorts, those are always cute.

I don't know much else to say from here, best of luck user

What does this mean!!??

same desu

post pic we'll judge for you

wait this isnt r9k

If you had a flat chest you'd be gorgeous perfect - as it is you're really fucking homely. Poor girl.

My man

this is disgusting delet this

100% this is a man yall dumb as shit lmao fags

You have no taste delet yourself

>tfw she will never squeeze your head with her thighs until you nearly pass out then giggle you slobber over her massive pale quads

stop larping as a girl faggot

used to fuck a girl that looked just like you, then she fucked my entire friendgroup

meh, i'd still fuck her

Clean your damn bathroom

there is obviously construction going on

alto bobo