Okay lads, I need some serious help out here. Buckle up because you're about to enter OP's autism.
>One year ago, moved to a different city for Uni because I failed my previous one. Really far from home >Didn't know anybody, nobody knew me >Realized this is a chance for a new me >Have beautiful blonde hair, but the ugliest shitty looking brown eyes >Was always really jealous of people with blue/grey eyes, knew that having those coloured eyes would make me look a lot more attractive >See some video of a girl reviewing coloured eye lenses and notice how legit those things actually looked >Idea pops into my head >Order a pair of grey coloured lenses and they arrive a couple days later >Try them on and they looked extremely convincing and made me look a thousand times more attractive >Fastforward a year later >Have been wearing the lenses literally everyday, nobody here knows I actually have brown eyes >Have a girlfriend now who also doesn't know about my true eye colour >Get compliments about my beautiful eyes a lot >Everytime I would go visit my parents, I would obviously take the lenses out so nobody knew about my scam >Life literally improved just by changing my eye colour >Feels good man
>Or so I thought. >Couple of days ago, girlfriend asked me if she could meet my parents >Say sure without thinking about it, call my mom and tell her we're coming over next week >Realize I made a huge fucking mistake >Literally all of my family knows I have brown eyes >My gf thinks I have grey eyes >ifuckedup.jpg
Help me out Veeky Forums, what the fuck do I do? Do I confess to my girlfriend that I'm a huge autist or do I try to tell my parents about my situation? Either way it's going to be a complete autismfest and I literally feel like killing myself right now.
You do realise cosmetic lenses like that are very unhealthy to wear everyday? Anyway I'd just inform your parents so you can keep it 100 with the girlfriend. Surely your mom and dad will think you're a sperg but hey - at least you still have your girlfriend. She better be fucking hot or at least an 8/10 to go through all this hassle.
Also she better
Mason Bennett
Lmfao Jesus Christ OP you’re a huge fucking faggot
Just tell ur gf before she meets them, it’s much better if you’re autistic than her finding out u “lied” to her
Luke Harris
Put lens in one eye, keep non-lens covered eye toward family and lens covered eye toward girlfriend
James Peterson
Man shit would be even funnier if both your parents have brown eyes and she suddenly questions you why yours are grey
Luke Jenkins
No fucking way this is real, I refuse to believe.
Chase Edwards
Wear sunglasses at all times OP. kek
Jack Anderson
I wish it was, would literally do everything for this to be a bad dream.
Yeah but what if she leaves me for being such a sperg?
I've been wearing them for almost a year and no side effects yet. I literally can't think of how my parents would react, this is some next level shit.
Christopher Morris
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Adam Walker
Dude, it's your fucking girlfriend. You really were able to go this long without telling her you wear lenses? If she likes you for your eyes you're dating the wrong person, senpai.
Charles Cruz
>Have beautiful blonde hair, but the ugliest shitty looking brown eyes lol what fucking americans
Adrian Martinez
i think killing yourself if the only option you have right now
Caleb Butler
These don’t look like they’d alter your appearance too much, get a pair that are a little more mild, wear those for six months, then stop wearing them all together
Logan Diaz
>brown eyes are ugly and shitty Pfft, you're a retard, OP. The eye color isn't what made you popular, it was the confidence you got when you put them in. Nobody actually gives a fuck about your eyes, they're more of just a "Hey, those are beautiful" side thing. I guarantee, if you had the same amount of confidence you had when you put those shit contacts in nothing would change except you wouldn't be a retarded liar.
Justin Bennett
post pic of eye lol
Joshua Thomas
You have autism because you think your eyes are ugly. Your eyes are unique. There is fucking heart in it. Plus the fade is nice. Stupid sperg.
Jose Bailey
>LARPing as an eye melaninlet
Luis White
Just commit to never wearing the lenses again. If anyone notices and asks why your eyes have changed then just gaslight them and say you don’t know what they’re talking about. No one would ever guess you’d been wearing coloured lenses for a whole year lol
Austin Morales
You know that the reason you're with her was the confidence that was added by the lenses, not the fact that your eyes were this or that color? If she loves you she'll stay if not then well tough luck what can you do. She may feel betrayed but I don't think that anybody worth spending rest of your life would be that superficial and leave you
Jose Williams
What's the problem? Just wear sunglasses.
Carter Cooper
>confidence this.
Just chill. Tell her about the contact lenses. If she's a keeper, she'll laugh about it.
Levi Flores
I don't think my eyes are ugly? I love my eyes because of them being unique, I posted them to prove to OP there is nothing wrong with brown eyes and he is not confident. Thank you for your nice comments though, aside from calling me an autist.
Jonathan Sanchez
if she's batshit crazy enough to keep going with OP after knowing he's a complete sperg, then OP should leave her for her being batshit crazy.
Eli Morgan
A lot of people know that you wear contacts, even if they won't tell you Just stop wearing them. Your life didn't improve just because you changed eye color
Alexander Morales
the utter STATE of amerimutts, la creatura
John Wood
>beautiful blonde hair lmao blonde hair only looks good on women. it looks like feminine piss hair on white men
>blue/grey eyes also fucking ugly corpse-tier eyes
just tell her the exact story you told us, she would just laugh about how much of an autist you are and everything will be fine. If she makes a big deal out of this then leave her.
Julian Green
is the heart actually real or is it a lense? anime teir eyes if its real
Ethan Kelly
take out one, leave one in
Julian Scott
op is far too autistic to do that, user. what's probably going to happen, is he's going to lie to his family that his eye color changed due to a chemical explosion at uni, and that his eyes will be like that forever now.
Leo Wood
This is the only option.
Leo Morris
It's 100% real. Was born with it.
Eli Reed
this the lie has become too big to stop now op has to keep building on the lie until he goes fully insane
Aiden Clark
This little heart is the cutest thing. Most unique eyes ever seen/10, even better than a guy I know that has the most beautiful blue/golden eyes eyes. Just tell her the truth and apologise for lying, OP. If she breaks up with you over your eye colour, she ain't worth it.