Okay lads, I need some serious help out here. Buckle up because you're about to enter OP's autism

Okay lads, I need some serious help out here. Buckle up because you're about to enter OP's autism.

>One year ago, moved to a different city for Uni because I failed my previous one. Really far from home
>Didn't know anybody, nobody knew me
>Realized this is a chance for a new me
>Have beautiful blonde hair, but the ugliest shitty looking brown eyes
>Was always really jealous of people with blue/grey eyes, knew that having those coloured eyes would make me look a lot more attractive
>See some video of a girl reviewing coloured eye lenses and notice how legit those things actually looked
>Idea pops into my head
>Order a pair of grey coloured lenses and they arrive a couple days later
>Try them on and they looked extremely convincing and made me look a thousand times more attractive
>Fastforward a year later
>Have been wearing the lenses literally everyday, nobody here knows I actually have brown eyes
>Have a girlfriend now who also doesn't know about my true eye colour
>Get compliments about my beautiful eyes a lot
>Everytime I would go visit my parents, I would obviously take the lenses out so nobody knew about my scam
>Life literally improved just by changing my eye colour
>Feels good man

>Or so I thought.
>Couple of days ago, girlfriend asked me if she could meet my parents
>Say sure without thinking about it, call my mom and tell her we're coming over next week
>Realize I made a huge fucking mistake
>Literally all of my family knows I have brown eyes
>My gf thinks I have grey eyes
>ifuckedup.jpg

Help me out Veeky Forums, what the fuck do I do? Do I confess to my girlfriend that I'm a huge autist or do I try to tell my parents about my situation? Either way it's going to be a complete autismfest and I literally feel like killing myself right now.

holy shit OP

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You do realise cosmetic lenses like that are very unhealthy to wear everyday? Anyway I'd just inform your parents so you can keep it 100 with the girlfriend. Surely your mom and dad will think you're a sperg but hey - at least you still have your girlfriend. She better be fucking hot or at least an 8/10 to go through all this hassle.

Also she better

Lmfao Jesus Christ OP you’re a huge fucking faggot

Just tell ur gf before she meets them, it’s much better if you’re autistic than her finding out u “lied” to her

Put lens in one eye, keep non-lens covered eye toward family and lens covered eye toward girlfriend

Man shit would be even funnier if both your parents have brown eyes and she suddenly questions you why yours are grey

No fucking way this is real, I refuse to believe.

Wear sunglasses at all times OP. kek

I wish it was, would literally do everything for this to be a bad dream.

Yeah but what if she leaves me for being such a sperg?

I've been wearing them for almost a year and no side effects yet. I literally can't think of how my parents would react, this is some next level shit.

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Dude, it's your fucking girlfriend. You really were able to go this long without telling her you wear lenses? If she likes you for your eyes you're dating the wrong person, senpai.

>Have beautiful blonde hair, but the ugliest shitty looking brown eyes
lol what
fucking americans

i think killing yourself if the only option you have right now

These don’t look like they’d alter your appearance too much, get a pair that are a little more mild, wear those for six months, then stop wearing them all together

>brown eyes are ugly and shitty
Pfft, you're a retard, OP. The eye color isn't what made you popular, it was the confidence you got when you put them in. Nobody actually gives a fuck about your eyes, they're more of just a "Hey, those are beautiful" side thing. I guarantee, if you had the same amount of confidence you had when you put those shit contacts in nothing would change except you wouldn't be a retarded liar.

post pic of eye lol

You have autism because you think your eyes are ugly. Your eyes are unique. There is fucking heart in it. Plus the fade is nice. Stupid sperg.

>LARPing as an eye melaninlet

Just commit to never wearing the lenses again. If anyone notices and asks why your eyes have changed then just gaslight them and say you don’t know what they’re talking about. No one would ever guess you’d been wearing coloured lenses for a whole year lol

You know that the reason you're with her was the confidence that was added by the lenses, not the fact that your eyes were this or that color?
If she loves you she'll stay if not then well tough luck what can you do.
She may feel betrayed but I don't think that anybody worth spending rest of your life would be that superficial and leave you

What's the problem? Just wear sunglasses.

>confidence
this.

Just chill. Tell her about the contact lenses. If she's a keeper, she'll laugh about it.

I don't think my eyes are ugly? I love my eyes because of them being unique, I posted them to prove to OP there is nothing wrong with brown eyes and he is not confident. Thank you for your nice comments though, aside from calling me an autist.

if she's batshit crazy enough to keep going with OP after knowing he's a complete sperg, then OP should leave her for her being batshit crazy.

A lot of people know that you wear contacts, even if they won't tell you
Just stop wearing them. Your life didn't improve just because you changed eye color

the utter STATE of amerimutts, la creatura

>beautiful blonde hair
lmao blonde hair only looks good on women. it looks like feminine piss hair on white men

>blue/grey eyes
also fucking ugly corpse-tier eyes

stay jelly goober

>people pretending light colored eyes aren't better

pathetic

just tell her the exact story you told us, she would just laugh about how much of an autist you are and everything will be fine. If she makes a big deal out of this then leave her.

is the heart actually real or is it a lense? anime teir eyes if its real

take out one, leave one in

op is far too autistic to do that, user. what's probably going to happen, is he's going to lie to his family that his eye color changed due to a chemical explosion at uni, and that his eyes will be like that forever now.

This is the only option.

It's 100% real. Was born with it.

this
the lie has become too big to stop now
op has to keep building on the lie until he goes fully insane

This little heart is the cutest thing.
Most unique eyes ever seen/10, even better than a guy I know that has the most beautiful blue/golden eyes eyes.
Just tell her the truth and apologise for lying, OP. If she breaks up with you over your eye colour, she ain't worth it.