Official Veeky Forums lifestyle guide

Official Veeky Forums lifestyle guide.

So you wanna be fashionable? Follow these crucial tips in order to be the dark mysterious figure of your town.

These are the essentials:

>be between 6’ and 6’3
>smoke a pack a day
>dont go to sleep until 4 am
>cigarettes and coffee for breakfast
>wear all black
>have an artistic freelance job like photography or writing for an underground newspaper
>live in a modest studio apartment
>fridge is empty except for clamato juice to mix with sangria for when your girlfriend visits
>be in an open relationship and have a sugar mommy in the form of a cokehead rich baroness
>be skinny ofcourse
>dick must be 6.5’ anything bigger is just obscene
>must also have been raped by a local white supremacist gang but dont report it because i secretly enjoy gay sex
>chainsmoke for lunch
>live in a rainy, foggy city like new jersey or chicago
>walk around at night with a trenchcoat and make a running monologue on why the city is in pain and it cries out for your help but you ignore its pleas
>friends must be into underground edm
>go into clubs where everyone wears all black and stares blankly at the wall

This is just a guideline of course and there will be a part two detailing other circumstances of which you can be effay.

To make it easier i will categorize these guides under the names of

>modern vampire of the city
>warrior in the woods
>college gunfighter
>erotic emo
>heroin hero

So basically, effeminate parody Rorschach?

Excellent post, right down to the subtle placement of a single first-person pronoun. Looking forward to part two.

>clamato juice to mix with sangria
what lol

>eat healthy
>be mindful
>practice good psycho-hygiene
>exercise physically
>be aware of the laws of aesthetics
>be congruent
>never stop growing

boom, Veeky Forumsggots btfo

First thing that came to mind.

>psycho-hygiene
How do you practice mental health?
>good
Sorry; how do you practice GOOD mental health?

no

>play a musical instrument
>be articulate, well read in the fields of philosophy, history and general literature
>beautiful handwriting
>be Veeky Forums but not high bodyfat%
>respectable liberal arts / law / medicine degree from a good university
>own a performance vehicle from the 80s/90s

>>hygiene
>How do you practice clear skin?
>>good
>Sorry; how do you practice GOOD clear skin?

Nice false equivalence there. One has routines one can follow based on observable signs, which can be achieved with natural products and changes in lifestyle. The other requires professional management and consultation from specialised workers.

Great post but you missed one crucial point - at any point where you are waiting or standing anywhere near a wall or any vertical surface then you must lean on it otherwise you will NEVER be Veeky Forums

>routines one can follow based on observable signs, which can be achieved with [...] changes in lifestyle
That is exactly what psycho-hygiene is...

No. Psychohygiene is mental health.
Just because you don't speak German doesn't mean that's what it is.

Nigga, I speak German and I have studied psychology! Psychohygiene is the practice, not the result!

>I have studied psychology
Introduction to Psych and reading online articles doesn't count.

I have a Bachelor of Science in psychology and I remember the definition of psychohygiene very clearly. I am done arguing about this as even a look at the German wikipedia article will tell you that psychohygiene designates a set of behaviors, a practice, the result of which is the preservation or regaining of one's mental health.

How to improve handwriting?

Holy fuck there is no way you seriously believe you can’t practice good mental health.

"a city like New Jersey"
try again kiddo lol

You just have to make a conscious effort to improve it. Practice, just like any other skill.

uhm be yourself even if you are a fucking fag (not homosexual)

Trying to be Veeky Forums but I'm studying engineering and everyone dresses shit and has no hobbies.

Do I need to drop out and go pro at my photography/writer/techno producer ambitions to make it?

Also I have aspergers for trading Crypto so I'm rich

>armchair psychs and lib arts failures try to define psychohygiene as anything more than the German word for mental health.
>use Wikipedia as an academic source
Mkay.

sounds pretty fucking Veeky Forumsfag to me
scuttle back to your lifting bros

Dont drop out, just hang out with different people
Your uni only have engineering?

How much rich?

>dick must be 6.5’ anything bigger is just obscene
dicklet detected

non-redditor lifestyle:
>have a strict personal philosophy of applied non-gayness
>is always standing up for freedom of speech whenever possible even when it's allegedly "unwarranted", "a public disruption", "federal misdemeanor" PC buzzwords etc.
>never buys anything he can't sell for more
>unmistakably gendered in every way
>always knowledgeable or in the pursuit of knowledge, of the proper course of action during the coming race war apocalypse
>asexual heterosexual, only uses sex to pacify hysterical women and keep would-be cucks from getting attached to the women
>inexplicably frightening, off, repels all human weakness

your /pol/ is somwhere there ---->

>dont go to sleep until 4 am

All that lack of sleep does for me is make me look swollen and ugly as fuck until about 1-2pm. It might be because of my shitty diet or something but yeah, not Veeky Forums for me

this, any university worse than chicago or toronto doesnt count

>be between 6’ and 6’3
>dont go to sleep until 4 am
>wear all black
>have an artistic freelance job like photography or writing for an underground newspaper
>live in a modest studio apartment
>be skinny ofcourse
>chainsmoke for lunch
>live in a rainy, foggy city like new jersey or chicago
>friends must be into underground edm
>go into clubs where everyone wears all black and stares blankly at the wall

I check all of these

>Open relationship cuckold, can't keep your woman in check
>Tank your testosterone levels with garbage sleep and diet
>smoke your way to looking 10 years older than you do for no reason
>eat like shit
>don't have anything in your fridge like a NEET faggot (pro tip, if you want to get laid, keep your fridge stocked with different drinks for when a woman comes round)
>low T skinnyfag
>Be some walking dildo for a used up cougar instead of dating a girl 5 years younger than you
>go into retard drugfest clubs for sodomites
>live in a depressing box in some shithole city
>fucking chicago, nigger central
>walk around at night like a homosexual
>be incapable of looking after yourself, keeping a solid relationship, having kids, owning a property or playing sports like an actual male of your species, dismiss it as "being misunderstood and artistic"
>implying white supremacists don't hate faggots (you were probably raped by niggers but didn't want to tell any of your liberal city friends)
Wow, this guy sounds awesome!

Lol another trigerred fatty. Stop being jealous of real fashionable people

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>muh test
Back to r/The_Donald with you, fatty

>implying r/basedmagapedes has an iota of testosterone