Denim Dan. Knows everything, yet looks like shit

>Denim Dan. Knows everything, yet looks like shit
>Denim Dan in slaters chat a few nights ago.
>Says he knows about fashion but looks like shit.
>Says he's the only one on Veeky Forums that knows real fashion.
>Lies about his height
>Reveals how he lost his virginity to a fat, drunk girl.
>Goes on OKC and says none of them went anywhere.
>Makes out with a girl. Says she regrets making out with him.
>FUCKS ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND NOT HIM.
>Lives with his brother in his MOTHERS HOUSE.
>admits paying hookers for sex
>always posts late at night
>no life

>Denim Dan.

>Epitome of Loser

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Good for you mate.

Lookin good Dan

sounds like a normal guy, OP. why did you make this post? did Denim Dan hurt your fee fees?

>be OP
>make character assassination post on some nobody no one on Veeky Forums has ever heard of
>thinks anyone gives a shit

who's a bigger loser?

sage.

Got some goat shoulder to waist ratio. Shame he wasted it.

holy shit this post screams of newfag

Thanks dan

>not knowing who denim dan is
Fuck outta here newfag

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This post backfired on you, kiddo

denim dan

master of the noble eightfold path

old deep&edgy was the best trip

denim fags are disgusting /r/mfa tier plebs. that's why i dont remember the name denim dan.

nah slater and colton were

Kill yourself

how old is denim dan now, like 32?

Did we skip spring or something?

hello guys! Yep.. im back visit my stream if you want (im the guy with the cowboy cap)

youtu.be/KX-id_jMAWU

hi newfag, welcome to Veeky Forums

enjoy your stay you faggot

Nice soyboy bod he got there

epic

thank mr skeltal

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thanks mr skeltal

holy fuck my side flesh

holy fuck, it just clicked. that had to be who i was talking to last night

Thanks dan

He moved to Thailand and became a Monk.