Sweat Pants for life

I love the sweatpants season and all of those that go commando.

Yumm. I hope all you swingin beasts let it loose this summer

I really hope youre a femanon and thats just a bottle of fragrance in your pocket because otherwise thats a smol penis. Hope this becomes a thread.

How avoiding pee spots on sweatpants?

Is it Veeky Forums to be circumcised?

I guess just do good kegels to keep that pee in. I love being circumcised but I don't know what AF means. But I mean the first one is definitely bigger than the second lol.

not pissing in your pants is a nice start
also underwear

Underwear is way over rated unless they are cute and sexy. But then you just probably shouldn't be wearing pants

No, being circumcised is /mfa/ tier.

Those pants have a weird mark on them. You should return them

Well then. I'll have to hunt this guy down and tell him... to take off his pants :P

ew no

Shorts too. Mmm

I've seen 3 swingin monsters today alone. What a beautiful day :P

The penis is flaccid, retard
>using the regular sized penis is small meme
Leave

>using the scientific average meme

>using only the penises in porn to dictate what you consider average
Have you ever seen a penis outside of porn? Like been in a locker room or something? 90% of guys are under 4 inches flaccid

Soo true. We all grow. Isn't the goal to not walk around with a boner lol that's more of the prize at the end of the rainbow

Pants work too

what the fuck is this thread about

Sure it is.

homosexuals

I'm gay and i object to this thread

1 square of TP to dab the tip after your shake.

Seconded

Ain't nobody gay here

ITT : effay bulges

i'm bi and i'm grossed out by this thread, some of you guys are fucking creepy

Can someone point me to affordable sweatpants that don't look like shit with ugly cuffs?

ty anons

isn't it obvious?

ive considered going commando in dress slacks for work but this thread is making me change my mind real fast

I’m straight and this is my favorite thread on the citadel

I like undies

lil penis

This can be hot when it’s not literal shrink wrap over ur thingie