So Veeky Forums here is the deal

askme
askme

So Veeky Forums here is the deal:

You have 1000$, you need to make out of this 1000$ 1.000.000 within 5 years, what is your strategy?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

start a knee pad and foam carpets company and sell them in front of OPs house

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

buy $1000 worth of ETH

WebTool
WebTool

If I knew this i wouldn't be posting on 4chan

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's easy OP, I just use the 1000$ to buy a gun and use it to rob a 5,000,000 guy. He'll have to pay because I have a dominant position and guys with 5 million are logical and safe. It's the perfect plan.

massdebater
massdebater

who is that semen demon

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Make 1000^(1/(365*5))=0.379% per day

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Come on guys, he only needs a 140% interest rate. What memecoin can provide this?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

5 years

give me 8

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

if its either that or i die, I'll set up my own TOR site for like 50$, buy drugs for 950$ and start selling lol

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Take it to Vegas and keep doubling your bet until you make it.

The return rates you'll need are insane so it's basically gambling whatever you choose

Spamalot
Spamalot

1) Your website will be shit
2) Nobody wants your shit street drug, the drugs sold on the onion network are quality. We don't want your shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

this desu. i'd get french subutex 5e/pill and sell it in nordic countries for 50-70e/pill

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you for real?
I import stuff from Paris that goes by truck and is never stopped, I could import a shitload of that stuff here with almost no risk.

idontknow
idontknow

50€ for half a pill
70€ for one pill
350€ for one package (7)

idontknow
idontknow

Start a business, and work 70hrs a week on it making it grow.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What fucking county are you from? In Ireland it's 10 quid in a club and people still complain it's too much.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Post more of her.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I give you 8, tell me your plan

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Which type of business would you think will be more successfull in the end? B2C or B2B?
In general which upcoming markets would you invest into?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who the fuck is that hunni?

King_Martha
King_Martha

found that image on /pol/, i am also desperately searching for her

Skullbone
Skullbone

suck off all the fucking trannies that keep popping up for 100 a pop and deposit all of that + the initial 1000 (after condom expenses) into crypto

SniperWish
SniperWish

I think he meant 1mil of profits not debt

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

the things i would do to that ass are unspeakeable

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Burn all the boats and build a brand.

5mileys
5mileys

1000 is nothing. I would invest in healthy food and encouraging companionship to make the 1000000 from my other profits irl

Methshot
Methshot

All in on Bitcoin.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Forex trading.
Pic related.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Buy million dollar house with 1000 down plus whatever you made from working at McDonald's for five years.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

instagram.com/miss_olsen87/

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This is the proof there must be a good somewhere out there, who else would be able to gift an individual such an extraterrestial ass.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Squats ma boi

Illusionz
Illusionz

Buy cocaine, sell cocaine in a high demand/low supply market, buy more coke, sell it, and so on.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Squats and Deadlifts, but why do i never see girls perform these exercises -low rep high weight- in my gym? Fuck it, it so god damn easy for woman to be fucking hot as long as your face is not fucked

King_Martha
King_Martha

He'd only have to buy once though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

you're the fuckin man bro

FastChef
FastChef

Get a time machine and go back to when Priceline Inc was only $20

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Learn to make trading Altcoin a passive income to the point you can live off of it.

Hint: Buy Waves

girlDog
girlDog

Use the 1000 to photocopy a 100 dollar bill until i get 1 million

Nojokur
Nojokur

Cloud mining
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