--FAQs for Robinhood-- Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com If you're not into robinhood - stockbrokers.com/offers > How is it free? They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic software. > When is it coming to my country? Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( robinhood.com/au/). > It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet? If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good. > Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock? No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups. > I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed? No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform. > Where can I get better charting or bid/ask? thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker. Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood. > If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations? No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds > Can I use Robinhood on my PC? Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. memuplay.com/
MGT. let's see if McAfee talks will boost his stock. What's good about CERU?
Oliver Thomas
I held TVIX and UVXY over the weekend. Good or bad you guys thinking? Should I keep holding?
David Torres
alright boys
freshly shaved my fucking nuts yesterday for todays market day
Lets make some fucking money to keep my mind away from scratching
Zachary Gonzalez
no idea my nigga futures dont look great for stability and are showing about .75% in the dumpster so im guessing shits still fucked and TVIX might still be a good call
All it took for VHC to jump up a couple cents per share was a global economic meltdown
epic
how was i dumb enough to let myself lose 300 on it? This is some twilight zone shit im sure
Jack Lewis
Who ready for black Monday??
Kayden Ramirez
buy gold and get innawoods
Julian Turner
CERU my dark skinned friend
Eli White
We've cutting prices! Everything must go!
Samuel Morales
Why worry? It'll all rebound by late this week or next week once idiots start realizing it'll take years for Britain to actually leave.
Lincoln Green
>TVIX >premarket +0.6%
what the fuck happened?
wheres the death alarms going off and volatility skyrocketing from uncertainty?
Carson Miller
5 MINUTES LADS HERE WE GO
Dominic Wilson
...
Jaxson Taylor
why do people think VHC is gonna go up?
Jayden Lewis
Buckle up boys
William Murphy
probably basing it off of AH and PM movement, expecting that momentum to continue upwards.
Zachary Wood
HERE WE GO
Adam Lewis
...
William Turner
DO I BUY AMD NOW????
Brandon Morales
if you are in for the long haul, might as well buy now.
Liam Bennett
What the fuck is volatility doing?
Luis Wilson
> not holding > ever
Lil bitch ride the wave
Easton Ward
SKLN
Brody Ross
tvix holders on suicide watch!
Dominic Sullivan
>TGD up 5% within the first 5 minutes
Lucas Morales
>GREEN RED >GREEN RED >GREEN RED
TVIX HOLD ME
Logan Perry
Buy FCX?
Aiden King
yeah probably. may want to wait a bit to get the lowest price
Easton Russell
how the fuck is everything doing massive 1-2% swings while volatility is at FUCKING ZERO
Joshua Sullivan
>1-2% >massive
John Bell
I know. I'm a dummy for not having money loaded up for Brexit. I could have bought a few thousand shares at .13-.14
instead I gotta hold out for .20
Colton Thompson
i deserve that
Wyatt Thompson
> 1%-2% on blue chips > normal
Zachary Wright
how high will SKLN go, you think? Hit .20?
Isaiah Jones
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brody Flores
what am i looking at here?
Luis Richardson
New AMD graphics card comes out Thursday
Luis King
S&P500
Anthony Hernandez
You don't understand what the instrument even tracks. You deserve to lose money.
John Wilson
check again. we just hit below 2000
Carter Carter
And? The S&P has been trading sideways between 1900 and 2200 for like 2 years now.
Cameron Butler
>volatility level: low >sell it >still get the "you've sold at high volatility"
Henry Morales
IS barclays going to delist? holy shit its in the dumpster
Jaxon Torres
Beacause it can't possibly screw alot of us over more by going lower?
Nathan Foster
how long should i hold on to my gold stocks for?
Adrian Roberts
what else were you expecting from this shit platform that spends more time millenial pandering than it does making the platform functional
Daniel Wright
I'm losing money
I need to buy shit like SDS which are the inverse of the S&P
BUT I CANT BUY THEM
I don't believe I've ever lost this much money.
Gavin Ross
All the eurobanks are dumpster tier right now. And likely will be for the next decade.
Sebastian Perry
6.4
Elijah Martinez
the problem is most of them are ticking time bombs
Deutsche, Barclays and Lloyds are particularly shit
if one of those goes under it will be fun though. my bet is on deutsche
Asher Cook
Tbf, isn't this a good time to buy Duetshe Bank? Can it go lower?
Connor White
most reputable brokers want about 2k minimum deposit. scratch up the savings and move brokers. or watch the markets for a year and save up 10k for IB.
i lost 2k in 5mins trading brexit with ES futures. then i made it all back for a small profit. stop sweating the losses. you only get antsy when you think you can't make it back. if you lack self confidence, then don't trade period.
Evan Brooks
> it's barely 8 am here and I'm on cruise control > hit buy instead of sell on a $UVXY order > can't dump it anymore or I'll trigger PDT > it's already tanking
kill me
Adam Walker
that's another thing I hate about RH
You can easily buy or sell something by mistake when you intend the opposite and the screens look the same.
Henry Diaz
good god no yoy fucking retard
stay away from that pile of burning garbage unless youre going to short it into the iron core of the earth
that thing is bankruptcy tier even without brexit
Caleb Bennett
>my bet is on deutsche
So is the market's. Short interest on RBS, CS, and DB are at astronomical levels and have been since february.
Gavin Thompson
why the swiss? theyre not euro trash and didnt do the same stupid shit as DB
Austin Bell
Why in sweet fuck would you want to buy that? On the basis that it's cheap alone? Fuck me, user.
Connor Howard
They're getting dragged down in the fire regardless. The whoel sector is now poised for lower earnings so they're all taking an ass pounding because of the brit tantrum. Plus CS is on the list of banks that have a lot of exposure to bad energy loans.
Christian Wood
>tfw I just want to play some minecraft like a 2 year old but can't cuz I'm addicted to watching my stocks
Jayden Cruz
Holy shit dude. You fucking TVIX retards don't understand what it is and it's fucking so maddening. Tvix is 2x VIX. Vix is the standard deviation of the expected returns of the snp 500 over the next 30 days. If people expect it to go down and have a good confidence it will, volatility goes down. Essentially the ONLY TIME TVIX is in the money is the swing of EXPECTATIONS.
For more info, The expected price is gathered by a put call open interest. If SIGNIFICANTLY more of one is open, it will pull the expected price downward/upward based on if it's a put or a call. Put interest was already quite high beforehand. Thus VIX did not swing very hard. Don't rea VIX as volatility. Read VIX as EXPECTED volatility. If you feel the market will become significantly MORE volatile(read change in put-call outstanding) in the near future, that is the time for TVIX. Not during/after the movement.
Jack Sullivan
as far as i know the swiss didnt make any financial products nearly as stupid as DB
These fucking retards made credit swaps on the national debt of greece and spain to clear up their credit rating and are now stuck with billions in dog shit that they over leveraged 40x
actually fucking retards
Henry Wood
>minecraft >left shark meme fuck off reddit
Oliver Perez
not in TVIX but appreciate the info
Mason King
Whew lads, good thing I didnt buy bank stocks this morning lol
Levi Myers
TVIX isnt double VIX you retard
its double VXX
into the dumpster you go
Hudson Morgan
hey i said like a 2 year old, at least im self aware
Cooper Bailey
VHC BAGHOLDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH >
Easton Cooper
please go back to /r/wallstreetbets
Robert Jones
the fuck is this
Brody Perez
Fucking JUST
Nathaniel Rogers
>tfw just sold all my stocks
it's obvious that they aren't going to rebound for quite some time, so might as well sell them now and buy things that will make money
but of course the volatility shit.
kill me
Jack Clark
dang. what stock(s)?
Julian Rogers
Suicide watch? I bought at 4 right now lol
Anthony Kelly
Should I keep holding SPXS
Easton Edwards
why not just sell, wait a few days, and buy back in at a lower price than today?
Ethan Fisher
VMEM held over the weekend.
Might leave the market altogether for a couple weeks
Luke Clark
buy shit like SRTY or SDS while the S&P500 tanks because people love kneejerking.
James Johnson
UVXY TVIX
My sick gains.
Nathaniel Wilson
ye its pretty nice
Leo Foster
Kinda bummed sold mine Friday, had the most relaxing weekend not thinking about it though