Investment advice

im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?

p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat

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KEK HOLDings

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BrokeBuyYou

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BLOW JB Investments

[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc

Bane? Capital

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