Investment advice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

im starting an investment advisory service. what should i name it?

p.s. if you say Investy McInvestFace I'll shit down your throat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Madoff Advisors

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kneepad Financial

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

KEK HOLDings

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm A Big Gay Faggot Inc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

BrokeBuyYou

FastChef
FastChef

CERU
Noko'd Financial
BLOW JB Investments

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

[Your last name] Financial Capital, Inc

happy_sad
happy_sad

Bane? Capital

askme
askme

Boipussy strategists

massdebater
massdebater

Relocate to the deep south and call it "Bayou Bonds."

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Vanguard

Methshot
Methshot

Steel, Liquor and Bureaucrats International Corporation

TreeEater
TreeEater

True Capitalist Reinvestors.

Soft_member
Soft_member

free candy vanguard

likme
likme

OP. You hiring?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I like this one. Sounds smart and savvy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What kind of experience do you have that makes you think you can even do this?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Cuck Financial

viagrandad
viagrandad

Golden majesty investor group

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The Caveat Emporium

iluvmen
iluvmen

Not yet, unfortunately, but probably 6 months to a year

Well I'm a hedge fund analyst and I'm launching a hedge fund startup this coming year too, I've got 7 years experience in the financial world

Methshot
Methshot

Invise.

TreeEater
TreeEater

My father and his friends based the name of the hedge fund they started on the name of a pub that they used to frequent and almost bought. So maybe name it after a place or something that is special (but that doesn't sound too personal or sentimental) to you. If I were starting a firm I would name it Hawkshead--it's a village I frequently visit and absolutely love.

Firespawn
Firespawn

6 months to a year
What's your contact information? I'll send in my resume.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Scoot over to wiktionary and look up words about money, use the translation bar and grab some fancy greek words then smash them together.

cash = merita
currency = nomisma
wealth = ploutos, lefta

meritos
nomefta
etc

when your business goes down then you just blame the greeks

have fun

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