QUESTION :

You are meeting the CEO of a large investment bank tomorrow. What 5 questions do you ask him?

1. Do you want to marry me?

1.ask him about boats/cars/golf whichever one you believe he likes the most
2.Joke around don't ask him anything about his bussiness
3. Squeeze into conversation that you are also interested in investing
4.Keep talking normally without asking too many questions and wait for him to initiate conversation about investing
5.Listen and learn

I know these arent questions but naming 5 questions would be stupid as fuck it all depends on the circumstances

Ask 4 a rimjob

>5 questions

you think the CEO has time for FIVE fucking questions? 2 maximum then get out of his office.

Just 1. I'll look him right in the eyes and ask, "how long do you think you got left? Because it'll be me in that chair very soon," before I slowly lick my lips and silently cum in my pants, then leave.

He'd retire the next day out of fear.

Don't listen to this guy. CEO probably helped your family have fucked up finances back in '08

ITT: People who think the CEO knows jack shit about investing and isnt focused on running a business

god you're stupid and naive

>CEO of investment company knows jack shit about investing

??????

i don't know user for what purpose do we meet?

This.

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1) what inside information did you want?
2) did you bring the money?
3) is the money in unmarked bills?
4) did anyone follow you here?
5) you realize if anyone asks I wasn't here, we didn't have this conversation?

>do double backflip into Maserati, turn around 360 degrees, peel away, counting money with my bitch driving.

How is CCAR changing the profitability climate of IB and trading?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

1. what was the biggest shit you ever did?
2. do you got a picture of it?
3. can i keep this pen?
4. what are hte biggest boobs you ever seen? i bet a ceo has seen some big ones.
5. can you acept my linkdin invite, i wanna network withyou

Who is this teet skeet

I'd ask him how to git gud.

which bank?

is there lots of buzz about trump coin around here?

1, You've killed off a lot of jobs. How do you feel about all those starving families?

>wouldn't get to ask anything else

If he's black: "Why did you choose to be such an ugly nigger?"

If he's human: "Sell me this pen" then I stand there and wait for him to ask "What pen?" then I drop my pants and finish off my edged erection on his desk

Will you suck my cock?
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