Advice

What advice would you give your young self(18-21 yrs old) if you could go back in time? What financial advice would you give to a young Veeky Forumsnessman in general.

Stop wasting your fucking time smoking weed and doing coke and stop wasting your time on college and get a fucking real job, you lardass.

It's l my stupid parents fault and their "if you get a job, you'll drop out". I haven't even got my degree so it's the same shit, the only difference is I am poor as fuck.

Never waste time on useless relationships where you feel that you cannot be productive. Learn about investing early even if you have just a small amount of money.

>What advice would you give your young self(18-21 yrs old)
You do realize that for half of Veeky Forums that was a week ago, and for the other half it'll be two years in the future. There are no wise souls on this board (there was one, but he hasn't posted in a while).

Asking Veeky Forums for sage life wisdom is like asking a cow how to do algebra.

put all of your money in amazon

Go to OCS after school, whilst living government subsidized no thrills lifestyle invest everything you can and learn to play poker, get full retirement at colonel's pay scale at age 42 for rest of your life, move to Costa Rica and fuck chicas.

>you will never be attractive to them

Don't get married.

>tfw you will never be a lesbian

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