Some of you guys are alright

Some of you guys are alright.

Get any money you have with them out of Deutsche Bank, Credit Suisse and Banca Monte Dei Paschi di Sienna NOW. If you have any securities issued by them, sell them NOW.

I am warning you - these banks are not safe. Don't risk it.

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I am now calling my banker

Good.

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Wait a minute, who is "Lehman"?
If he's that guy who played center for the Bulls, fuck it.
I'm not into betting on sports.

Oh, don't worry. It's probably nothing.

What about Barclays?

You're gonna wanna watch the yuan, too.

If that starts plunging, it'll likely trigger a similar disruption in the EU.

That's a relief.

If the Yuan plunges then you can bet that Canadian housing bubble will burst like fuck