Things to do once I get rich: Convince my father to suicide. Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything. Get away with all this. Find a qt 3.14 six year old girl for my mother. Cure my brother of autism.
Rule the entertainment industry Rule the material resource industry. Take control of a third world country and fix it. Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards. Promote biology over technology. Change the school and education system.
John Clark
Buy kneepads
Hudson Sanchez
People like you don't get rich.
Christopher Hill
>buy a house in the woods away from people >have guns and shoot them whenever i feel like it >have private gym to work out in alone >have great internet tho i can't live without it
Nicholas Cooper
>Have my arch nemesis kidnapped and sedated continuously for like 1-2 years >During this time have him undergo sexual reassignment surgery. .Once he's a woman, fuck him, then have him cleaned up to scrub all of my dna off of him. >Have him dressed up like a prostitute and dumped in an alley in NYC. >Enjoy paging through the file of pictures of his transformation and release while clutching a goblet of port wine. >One by one, toss pics into fireplace as I sit in my recliner; Light up cigar and signal my henchmen to execute everyone involved. >Buy a nice condo, no more than 300k. Nothing fancy, I just want a place I can have a dog and I don't want to mow any lawns. >Get into woodworking and make some furniture. Not for the money, but for the love of the skill and art of it. >Donate some time at a community center or maybe do some work for a church. I want to do something worthwhile with my extra time and not just run on a treadmill. >Put myself out there and find someone who I can share some new experiences with. Try to avoid gold diggers, though. >Hopefully leave something for my children. Not alot though. They need enough to help them become who they can be and not just spend my money. > Die happy? I can dream right?
Andrew Mitchell
>take down all the companies that are exploiting the population >reform the education system so that it allows people to find and pursue their passions >host retreats so that people can connect with their inner spirit via meditation or psychedelics >live in the mountains and hang glide everywhere with a katana strapped to my back ready to fuck shit up at any time
Nathan Collins
>Buy a penthouse in my countries biggest city >drop half a million on clothes >go out and find vapid gold diggers >bring them back to my place >Fuck them >repeat steps 3-5 >Give my boys cushy office jobs >make sure my dad and my sister never have to work again
Oliver Hernandez
>get more rich
Aaron Williams
Good luck with all that! *Jerry Seinfeld voice*
Mason Allen
>buy a loft downtown Dallas, Chicago, DC, or New York >do more research on companies and stocks and shit and keep investing >probably get a part-time job to keep myself busy or start a philanthropy group to help out inner-cities
A nice cozy big city life is what I want.
Angel Bailey
>floyd mayweather
Jordan Bell
That's basically every African Americans dream ever to be fair I literally lifted "give my boys office jobs" directly from a Dr Dre song
Ryder Jackson
>Picked Dallas like 1/2 hour before chimpout
Ya dun goofed
Daniel Thompson
How exactly do you plan to get rich?
Jordan Young
>philanthropy, for the honest pleasure of actually helping people... >run for elected office >try to do actual good during this time, try to get classic liberal policies passed. >try to run for head of party/state >after dabbling in politics go back to making cash money
I wanna have power and influence. I want my name to mean something
David Price
>Cure my brother of autism.
Maybe you should cure yourself first
>Rule the material resource industry. >Take control of a third world country and fix it. >Rule over the world with my philosophy full of standards
And the poor lad suffers from delusions too! How sad
Kevin Brown
The guy who wants to buy the condo is the most realistic one here.
Jonathan Miller
Buy and build nukes and then destroy the world
Evan Bell
If a get a million dollars >retire on the spot >pursue personal goals >max out charity deductions on income tax >give it all to charity the moment I die. 100 million >live a lavish lifestyle while retired >run some businesses just for sake of pride >spend a ton of money on larger charity projects >encourage other rich people to not contribute to political causes by matching a few percent of their donations to charities of their choice, as long as they aren't political in nature >give larger percentages to people who donate more or have consistently not donated to political causes >this way, they spend less money funding campaigns and more money fixing the problems directly >leave wealth in a trust fund to do good after I am gone for about 10 billion dollars >same things on a larger scale >especially the charity-encouraging stuff >leave an even more massive trust fund after I die >fit it with a rudimentary utilitarian AI that fires, hires and promoters fund managers/fund distributors based on merit and moral excellence Around the 1-trillion mark, shit gets serious >distribute the ownership and management of capital to a large degree in an effort to end poverty >the 800 billion leftover goes into a trust fund to discourage monetary sabotage of democracy worldwide >pay rich people and potential future rich people some constant amount of money, but they have to sign a contract which says they will never influence a democratic election using money, and will allow particular standards of media coverage for any outlets that they own. 100 trillion >support georgism in a small nation as a trial case >completely fund the transformation, so we don't have to rob current land-owners >alternatively, give my 100 trillion in its totality to compensate landowners in a larger nation for a portion of their georgized natural resources 10 quadrillion >fund international georgism largely out of my own pocket >end poverty forever >leave massive trust fund to grow until needed
Eli Nguyen
Have my own private den full of girls with gigantic tits that voluntarily do nothing all day but get high and drugged up untill it's time to fuck.
Landon Green
Distribute vapes to everyone in the USA so we can literally be a vape nation
Kayden Cooper
>Convince my father to suicide. >Torture my uncle and see him rage out like a 5 year old till he breaks and gets genuinely scared of everything.
Jace Foster
jesus, what did he do to piss you off so much
Kayden Sanders
90 million is all I need to reinvent the /co/ /v/ /mu/ Veeky Forums entertainment industry. I'd finally make some genuinely intelligent and imaginative content.
Connor Flores
looking through this thread reaffirms my belief to never take any advice from this board
Lincoln Taylor
This desu senpai. Starting with me and mine, I want to give people jobs.
Levi Robinson
No you don't city life sucks.
Noah Reyes
tl;dr Become a cuck with no self respect.
Nicholas Long
Lol, it's more likely you get crucified.
Michael Reyes
By betting the Pope that if he gets crucified that he'll rise from the dead, the odds will be phenomenal.
Isaac Edwards
Buy Veeky Forums. Delete all video game boards. Shut down /pol/ every Saturday so they can observe the Sabbath. Shut down a random board once a week without notice. Take donations to open the boards up again. Fire all the mods and janitors. Put an ad on reddit for new mods and janitors. Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists. Require a Veeky Forums pass to post on all NSFW boards.
Josiah Lopez
>Make /fur/ for furries and /fem/ for feminists. Kill yourself
