Coiners. When will they learn?

>coiners
>own no stock

When will they learn?

>3 grand in a day
>little to no risk
>pic related

> 2%
That's barely a cough for Bitcoin.

> -20%
That's barely a cough for Bitcoin.

>150k to invest
>using Robinhood

This is either a joke or you're just plain stupid

Robinhood is SIPC insured just like Ameritrade, Fidelity, etc. What's the problem?

Are you really happy that you made less than 2% in one day?

I can make 3k in one day with one tenth of your funds.

God, youre pathetic.

Congrats. You know how to gamble on penny stock and 3X ETFs!

>What's the problem?
I don't know, your shit tanking after hours and not being able to trade it?

How can you trade after hours? Newb here

>with a tenth of your funds
If you were so good at trading you would have even a tenth of his funds, faggot. Get gud.

Why would I want to trade when shit is tanking afterhours and people are panicking? That's the worst time to sell.

You need a broker that doesn't cater to retarded millennials like Robinhood

based as fuck OP

wish i knew your ways

Ok now show your trend over the last month OP.

I own stocks, too.

>he sells when things tank
Lurk more you retarded faggot

>That's the worst time to sell

>he sells when things tank

Wow, sounds like the perfect time to buy.
Too bad you can't.

>free trades is for millenials
fuck off shill
big risks and big gains are for millenials
go back to your graph paper and slide rule ya oldfaggot

>Too bad you can't.

Don't be a faggot op post more graphs

Tbh you should just let me handle your money. Feels good being a millennial.

How do you find the stocks you invest in?

Holy shit OP, what was your starting balance for your RH portfolio and what gave you such mad gains??

Were you one of the guys that cucked the rest of us with CPXX or something?

just lurk this board use catalog. Don't do anything stupid until you get comfortable and you have to lose money to learn. Memestocks are funny times.

nearly inspiring, but looks like your portfolio is filled with stocks :l i dont wanna be you when deutche bank descends in the the fiery depths

You're a fucking retard.

Is this the e-pene measuring thread?

seems risky, I only need 15-30% a year, I dont want to risk losing anything.

Yea and then things stay the same. Just doing it is objectively the best thing to do.

but inflation only usually 3-4%

>3.5% inflation

Where the fuck do you live nigger

yeah but you lost 10 bucks after hours

Cry a little more.

Who cares what you only made in one day?

For all we know, the stock could keep fluctuating over the year, and by the end you could have made no money anyway.

1.5k is a pretty small penis

Pay attention fellas.
This is how you invest lmao.

He's a fucking madman

lol
Fucking scrubs I swear
This is real investing

Hi Veeky Forums, where can i hold safely my cryptocoins?
If i buy some TRUMPS, NXT and BTC in different sites, could i storage all of them in just one place?

Nobody cares. Youre an idiot for buying them in the first place.

Thank you. Anyone else?

Right now im making a good 15k if u annualized my earning per week so far. Tryna shoot for 30k a year

that looks like one of those "just woke up, better check my position" feels

Get on my level

Ahhhh.

Naice digits mang, even in the pic