What would you do with nearly $3,500,000?

Assuming you can get 5% in dividends from stocks/funds you can get 3 500 000*0,05=175 000$/year. 175 000$ a year is enough to quit as a wageslave.

yeah why not, just buy a whole shitload of shell stock and live on that 6.67%. they're bound to go up in value eventually too, i think at least

Continue doing everything exactly the same.

Invest a small portion of it and sit on the rest.

Anything other than this is retarded:

youtu.be/eikbQPldhPY

All in on Trumpcoin

index funds and live off the dividends

Invest 2.5m, sit on 1m in a savings account, and 12 revolving CD's and see how I'll owe the tax man the first proper year.

Then probably invest in an education, and a couple houses from there.

buy monero

This is the only correct answer.

>buy house ($500-800k)
>buy a few cars ($200k)
>invest the rest
>live the neet life until the day I die

Two chicks at the same time man

this desu

probably wouldn't help me though

That's great

>Invest in Africa is a bad idea
So why's China doing it?

You're not thinking big enough, it's 3 and a half million dollars dude. You could have THREE chicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI

MA NIGGA, nothing beats watching two chicks queering off while getting your benis sucked by the third.

VOO

Have the time of my life for a year that eventually ends in me dying or kill myself when the money runs out

Reinvest.

>that vanguard product placement

idk

Not even sure what to do with the money i have.

This is really one of a few acceptable answers.

You could also wait for the inevitable real estate crashes coming to the coasts of the US, and parts of Europe, but that requires a lot more specialized knowledge.

buy a small apartment and live off the interest.

And how do you store your money until then?

Banks will seize your money for a bail in.

use it to buy extravagant amounts of gold, jewelry, and precious stones

put them all in a big chest and bury them under an X on a deserted island

>Buy 3 bedroom house relatively close to the city for $800k
>Rent rooms to friends to pay for maintenance costs
>start investment fund with $1mil
>lock up $1mil in fixed term bank account and accrue interest
>start long term investments with $600k
>keep $100k liquid for emergencies/play money

Put it a steady income (dividends) fund that will get you like 4-5% on income, after tax you will be grabbing nearly a k a year from passive income.

Sit there and do a job you love.

Or, you buy a house(s) in wealthy areas so you don't have to worry about bad tenants when you rent them out.

I'd move closer to work so I could spend more time there.

Real estate, somewhere to live and 3-5 properties to rent out.

1.5 million spread out in stable investments, stay away from euros.

Hopefully they are working on a new mass cleansing.

Yeah this.

I would probably swing trade a little of it and diversify a little too.

>Interest

You is dumb

Budget hookers and cocaine.

geo-politics and expanding the Chinese sphere of influence