You evaluate Apple's earnings report

>you evaluate Apple's earnings report
>Chad's thundercock makes her pussy contort

what was the earnings report. i havent seen it

>you buy and hold three bitcoins
>chad vigorously rubs her loins

>Chad fucks up, pops the conderoo
>Chad now pays for child support
>"yay, Chad, you graduated!! What are you gonna do now with that spanking new Gender Studies degree?"
>Chad gets a job at some small T-Mobile
>Chad makes $5,000-10,000 a month
>only sees about 60%
>He roommates with a group of his nu-male buddies who are either graphic designers, indie game devs, or """programmers""" looking to move to SanFran

>Meanwhile, your making $250,000 a month because you found the trend between popular tech, oil resurgence, and pharmaceuticals.
>yfw

>you make $250,000 a month
>she sucks up Chad's cum like a sponge

finally a good meme

>you study Domodaran finance online hoping to become the next Buffet and download robinmeme
>Chad goes to the library with her to study.... her vag

wheres my report user.

You know, people on this site like to say that Chads always land good jobs with just their charm, but most of the alpha guys I've known have wound up in situations like this, usually making minimum wage and rooming with stoners and dropouts.

Too botched up, user. Try something like this:

>you study Dromodaran finance
>against Chad her hymen stands no chance

>you wish you were like Warren Buffett
>just thinking about Chad makes her wet

>you download robinhood in hopes to make some cash
>tonight her vag Chad will smash
>

>trips
>and talent
just world hypothesis: bunk